Tag Archives: Wednesday

Hump Day Snow Shoveling Society

Posted on December 3, 2014 by Austin

Happy Hump Day, Modern Philosophers! I was up at the crack of dawn since I knew there would be a delivery of fresh snow waiting for me, courtesy of my good friend, Snow Miser. The only question was: How much … Continue reading →

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Angry Mothers Fight To Bump “Hump Day” From Calendar

Posted on November 12, 2014 by Austin

Dozens of members of Protesting United Mothers Against Sexualization (PUMAS) took to the streets of Washington, DC today to urge the Federal Government to ban the use of “Hump Day” as a slang term for Wednesday. “Our children are subjected … Continue reading →

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And He’s Watching Us All With The Eye…Of The Gargoyle!

Posted on August 27, 2014 by Austin

Happy Wednesday, Modern Philosophers! I’ve spent most of my vacation hunkered down inside The House on the Hill keeping an eye on Cali and Luna, as the furry additions to the family adjust to their new home.  It’s also been … Continue reading →

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Hump Not, Lest Ye Be Humped

Posted on August 13, 2014 by Austin

Happy Hump Day, Modern Philosophers! I know last night’s blog post gave every indication that it was going to be a relaxing night at The House on the Hill as I ate pizza with my favorite Werewolf, but things changed … Continue reading →

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You Are Hump Day

Posted on November 6, 2013 by Austin

You are like A Superhero In the middle of My week. The only day With an alter ego, You are beloved By talking camels And mean that The week is Halfway done. You sound like A cheesy porn flick, And … Continue reading →

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Philosophical Pondering: To Hump Or Not To Hump?

Posted on July 3, 2013 by Austin

Good morning, Modern Philosophers! Thought it would be fun to shake up things a little by throwing out a quick topic for Philosophical Pondering.  Just something to get the Deep Thoughts flowing on a July Wednesday. Ponder This: During a … Continue reading →

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Study Shows 63% of Spelling Bees Take Place on Wens…I Mean…Wednesdays

Posted on May 22, 2013 by Austin

A new poll released today by the Government Office of Official Polling (GOOP) revealed that over sixty percent of all spelling bees held in America take place on the day of the week that is most often spelled incorrectly. While … Continue reading →

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