Tag Archives: Weekend

The Friday Freedom Dance

Posted on June 7, 2019 by Austin

Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! I’ve never been much of a dancer. That might have something to do with the fact that I’m an awkward klutz with absolutely no sense of rhythm, or it could be related to that “incident” at … Continue reading →

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Unwind and Be Free

Posted on April 20, 2018 by Austin

We mustn’t Allow our minds To submit To the Stressful thoughts That hold them Hostage all week As we Sleepwalk Through The work day. Participation In the Rat Race Might be A requirement In order To keep Food on The … Continue reading →

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What Are You Doing This Weekend?

Posted on January 20, 2018 by Austin

Every so often, Modern Philosophers, I get bored with being a quirky, reclusive, introvert, so I put on my social butterfly costume and mingle with other people. This generally leads to my being asked the inevitable… What are you doing … Continue reading →

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8 Reasons Why Sunday Is Too Cool For School

Posted on January 3, 2016 by Austin

It’s the first Sunday of 2016, Modern Philosophers, and before we all sit down for a delicious Sunday Dinner with family, I wanted to write a post about what makes Sunday so awesome. Some people see Sunday as the first … Continue reading →

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My Top 5 Numbers Between 1 And 6

Posted on November 8, 2015 by Austin

It’s Sunday, Modern Philosophers, and Weekend WordPress is usually pretty boring with very little traffic.  Because of this, I like to experiment with features that aren’t in the regular blog rotation. The My Top 5 lists were supposed to become … Continue reading →

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Day Is Done…

Posted on September 5, 2015 by Austin

As I do, Every night At this time, When the sun Disappears From the sky, I went out To the porch To take in The flag. I had learned As a Boy Scout That the flag Should never Be left … Continue reading →

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I Advise You To Take A Rain Day

Posted on June 28, 2015 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, It’s a rainy Sunday here in the great Midwest, and I’m not really sure what to do with myself. I’m a single Mom, but my boys are away at Summer Camp.  The guy I’ve been seeing on … Continue reading →

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Try To Make It More Than Just A Good Friday…

Posted on April 3, 2015 by Austin

It’s Good Friday, Modern Philosophers! That doesn’t mean you just have to settle for a good Friday, though.  Why not see if you can make it a great one? It’s Friday, after all.  The weekend is finally here.  It’s supposed … Continue reading →

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My Top 5 Favorite Things About Friday

Posted on March 13, 2015 by Austin

It’s Friday, Modern Philosophers!  Somehow, we survived another week and the weekend has finally arrived. I thought it would be fitting to further celebrate the day with a My Top 5 about things I like about Friday. And, no, that … Continue reading →

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I Advise You To Put It Off Until Tomorrow

Posted on January 11, 2015 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, I am writing to you in the predawn hours because I am hoping that you will pick my letter for today’s advice column. And because I cannot sleep. I’m definitely coming down with something.  I can feel … Continue reading →

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