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Tag Archives: Weekend
The Friday Freedom Dance
Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! I’ve never been much of a dancer. That might have something to do with the fact that I’m an awkward klutz with absolutely no sense of rhythm, or it could be related to that “incident” at … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged blogging, Dancing, Friday, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, motivation, sarcasm, satire, Weekend, writing
13 Comments
Unwind and Be Free
We mustn’t Allow our minds To submit To the Stressful thoughts That hold them Hostage all week As we Sleepwalk Through The work day. Participation In the Rat Race Might be A requirement In order To keep Food on The … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Poetry
Tagged coping with stress, free your mind, Friday, Humor, Modern Philosopher, poem, sarcasm, satire, Weekend, work stress
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What Are You Doing This Weekend?
Every so often, Modern Philosophers, I get bored with being a quirky, reclusive, introvert, so I put on my social butterfly costume and mingle with other people. This generally leads to my being asked the inevitable… What are you doing … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, introverts, life, Modern Philosopher, party people, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, social interaction, Weekend, weekend plans
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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 6/20/16
Once again, Modern Philosophers, the weekend has gone out to the store for cigarettes and milk and not returned. How do we keep falling for this every week? Why do we love the weekend so much when we know it’s … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged coffee, Dreams, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Monday, Relationships, running, sarcasm, satire, Weekend
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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 1/25/16
I was having a dream about being in a bakery, ordering dinosaur egg shaped croissants for a party at work, when the alarm went off and declared that Monday had arrived. Now I’ll never know, Modern Philosophers, if I was … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged back to work, coffee, croissants, Dreams, Football, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Monday, sarcasm, satire, Weekend
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Day Is Done…
As I do, Every night At this time, When the sun Disappears From the sky, I went out To the porch To take in The flag. I had learned As a Boy Scout That the flag Should never Be left … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Love, Poetry, Writing
Tagged American flag, dating, Labor Day, life, lonely, Love, Modern Philosopher, poem, Relationships, sadness, Weekend
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Friday Night Think Tank: Fiesta Friday!
That loud sound you just heard, Modern Philosophers, was my exhaling in relief that this work week is done. Happy Friday! I am out on the porch of The House on the Hill, it’s a beautiful Summer night, and I’m … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Fiesta Friday, food, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, pinatas, Sarcasm, satire, unwinding, Weekend, work
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I Advise You To Take A Rain Day
Dear Modern Philosopher, It’s a rainy Sunday here in the great Midwest, and I’m not really sure what to do with myself. I’m a single Mom, but my boys are away at Summer Camp. The guy I’ve been seeing on … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged advice, Humor, lazy Sunday, life, Modern Philosopher, rainy day, Sarcasm, satire, Summer, Sunday, Weekend
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