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Tag Archives: Weekend
The Friday Freedom Dance
Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! I’ve never been much of a dancer. That might have something to do with the fact that I’m an awkward klutz with absolutely no sense of rhythm, or it could be related to that “incident” at … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged blogging, Dancing, Friday, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, motivation, sarcasm, satire, Weekend, writing
13 Comments
Unwind and Be Free
We mustn’t Allow our minds To submit To the Stressful thoughts That hold them Hostage all week As we Sleepwalk Through The work day. Participation In the Rat Race Might be A requirement In order To keep Food on The … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Poetry
Tagged coping with stress, free your mind, Friday, Humor, Modern Philosopher, poem, sarcasm, satire, Weekend, work stress
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What Are You Doing This Weekend?
Every so often, Modern Philosophers, I get bored with being a quirky, reclusive, introvert, so I put on my social butterfly costume and mingle with other people. This generally leads to my being asked the inevitable… What are you doing … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, introverts, life, Modern Philosopher, party people, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, social interaction, Weekend, weekend plans
22 Comments
Day Is Done…
As I do, Every night At this time, When the sun Disappears From the sky, I went out To the porch To take in The flag. I had learned As a Boy Scout That the flag Should never Be left … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Love, Poetry, Writing
Tagged American flag, dating, Labor Day, life, lonely, Love, Modern Philosopher, poem, Relationships, sadness, Weekend
23 Comments
I Advise You To Take A Rain Day
Dear Modern Philosopher, It’s a rainy Sunday here in the great Midwest, and I’m not really sure what to do with myself. I’m a single Mom, but my boys are away at Summer Camp. The guy I’ve been seeing on … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged advice, Humor, lazy Sunday, life, Modern Philosopher, rainy day, Sarcasm, satire, Summer, Sunday, Weekend
6 Comments
Try To Make It More Than Just A Good Friday…
It’s Good Friday, Modern Philosophers! That doesn’t mean you just have to settle for a good Friday, though. Why not see if you can make it a great one? It’s Friday, after all. The weekend is finally here. It’s supposed … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Easter, Friday, Good Friday, Humor, Jesus, Modern Philosopher, Pope Francis, Religion, Sarcasm, satire, Weekend
11 Comments
My Top 5 Favorite Things About Friday
It’s Friday, Modern Philosophers! Somehow, we survived another week and the weekend has finally arrived. I thought it would be fitting to further celebrate the day with a My Top 5 about things I like about Friday. And, no, that … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged cheat night, Friday, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, movies, My Top 5, Sarcasm, satire, Weekend, Zombies
39 Comments
I Advise You To Put It Off Until Tomorrow
Dear Modern Philosopher, I am writing to you in the predawn hours because I am hoping that you will pick my letter for today’s advice column. And because I cannot sleep. I’m definitely coming down with something. I can feel … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged advice, coworkers, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Sick, Sick Days, vacation time, Weekend, work
27 Comments