Tag Archives: weight loss

I’m Too Six-y For My Run

To be perfectly honest, Modern Philosophers, this past week totally kicked my ass. Since I’ve been working so hard over the last few months to improve my life and be more positive, I decided to fight back today, rather than … Continue reading

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The Accidental Runner

I accidentally went for a run this morning, Modern Philosophers. How does something like that happen?  Well, I definitely blame the fact that it was Monday.  I mean, when’s the last time anything went exactly as planned on the first … Continue reading

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Skinnier Guy Problems

Sunday was day one hundred of my new fitness routine, Modern Philosophers, and the bathroom scale rewarded my hard work by revealing that I’d lost 39 lbs. That means I’m more than halfway to my goal of losing 75 lbs, … Continue reading

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Beat The Heat

It’s going to be a real scorcher in Maine today, Modern Philosophers! The weather wizards have looked into their crystal balls and seen a future where the mercury skyrockets to 91 degrees.  That’s wicked hot, as the locals would say. … Continue reading

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I Am Becoming The Flash

Maybe the title of this post would be a cool headline for my online dating profile, Modern Philosophers. I mean, I don’t want the ladies to think I’m super fast at everything.  Obviously, there are some things in life better … Continue reading

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Less Of Me To Love

I’m thinking of using the title of this blog post as the headline of my new online dating profile, Modern Philosophers.  What do you think? If I saw that headline, it would intrigue me enough to click and find out … Continue reading

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Bromancing The Scale

My Saturday posts are often about relationships, Modern Philosophers, but this one has nothing to do with dating. It is, however, about repairing an important friendship that has been estranged for many years.  Of course, I’m talking about my relationship … Continue reading

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50 Days of Fitness

To celebrate Day 50 of my new fitness program, Modern Philosophers, I went for a five mile run to make sure I’d rack up 50 active minutes on my fitness tracker. Yes, I do know how to party like a … Continue reading

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Fat Boy Slimming

Why, yes, I have lost some weight, Modern Philosophers.  Thanks so much for noticing! I’ve been as giddy as a schoolgirl at a One Direction Concert about the recent success of my new fitness program, but I’m also a Glum … Continue reading

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Pushing The Limits

My comfort zone is far too small and enticing, Modern Philosophers, so it is very difficult for me to venture outside of it. Because of this, my life achievements have been very limited.  I’m sure it’s a major contributing factor … Continue reading

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