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Halloween Brings Out The Wacky Neighbors
Halloween Season is in full swing in Maine, Modern Philosophers. As a result, the state has been flooded with tourists looking to celebrate their favorite holiday. Most of them, of course, are Otherworldly Beings, who flock to Maine from all … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged demons, ghouls, Halloween, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, werewolves, Witches
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Get Your Shots, It’s Werewolf Season!
We are neck deep in the Halloween Season, Modern Philosophers, which means it’s time for my annual PSA about the importance of getting your shots. Sure, a flu shot is very helpful this time of year, but if you’re in … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged Halloween, health, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, rabies, sarcasm, satire, werewolves
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Maine Werewolves Still Freaking Out From Blood Moon Eclipse
How many of you ventured outside to check out the lunar eclipse last night, Modern Philosophers? Did you think it was gorgeous? Did you marvel at the rare sight of the Blood Moon slowly vanishing from the sky as if … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged blood moon, full moon, Humor, lunar eclipse, Maine, Man in the Moon, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, twitter, werewolves
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Maine Werewolves To Endorse Trump’s Hair
In what has to be considered a major coup in the 2016 Presidential Campaign, Republican Donald Trump has secured the endorsement of Maine’s Werewolf population, Modern Philosophers. While this news has certainly come as a shock to the other candidates, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Politics
Tagged 2016 Presidential Election, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Republicans, Sarcasm, satire, werewolves
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Maine’s Werewolves and Witches Perfecting Half Moon Technology
Ever wonder why I haven’t written about Maine’s growing Werewolf population lately, Modern Philosophers? It’s because Gary Lincoln, my good friend and the leader of Maine’s largest Werewolf Pack, has asked me to keep his fellow howlers out of the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged full moon, Humor, Magic, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Science, Technology, werewolves, Witches
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Maine Werewolves Return From Whirlwind Recruiting Tour
HOOOOOOWWWLLLL! After spending nearly two months on a whirlwind tour of the United States, the Maine Werewolves are back, Modern Philosophers! Yes, I am aware there is no full moon tonight. That howling coming from The House on the Hill … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged cross country tour, full moon, howling, Humor, maine werewolves, Modern Philosopher, Post Traumatic Snow Disorder, recruiting trip, Sarcasm, satire, werewolves
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He Who Runs With Werewolves
I know I haven’t post much about running lately, Modern Philosophers, but I am about to make up for it with this post. As I reported earlier this month, The Man in the Moon kindly agreed to The All Hallows … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged full moon, Halloween, howling, Humor, Man in the Moon, Modern Philosopher, running, Sarcasm, satire, werewolves
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Man In The Moon Agrees To Go Wicked Full For Halloween
Werewolves all over Maine are howling with delight, Modern Philosophers, over the announcement that there will be a full moon for Halloween. Although there has already been an October full moon, there will now be a second one to provide … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged full moon, Halloween, howling, Humor, Man in the Moon, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, werewolves
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While The Blogger Soundly Sleeps…
Sometimes, when things get quiet on Mount Olympus, I like to look in on The House on the Hill and check on my favorite blogger, the Modern Philosopher. Even I, the mighty Zeus, needs friends, and that toga wearing deep … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged angels, blogging, Ghosts, Humor, Magic, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, werewolves, Zeus
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‘Twas The Hump Day Of Christmas
‘Twas the Hump Day of Christmas And all cross the blog, The creatures were stirring And drinking eggnog. The Witches were cackling As they conjured a brew, The Werewolves were howling Like they usually do. Seamus was singing And half … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged Blog, Christmas, Ghosts, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Party, poem, satire, werewolves, Witches, Zombies
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