Tag Archives: White Christmas

Finding The True Meaning Of Christmas

I probably sounded like a spoiled brat in my earlier post, Modern Philosophers, whining about not getting any Christmas presents, but it has been a rough year and I really hoped Santa Claus would bring me something. The day was … Continue reading

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The Hunt For Santa’s Buried Treasure

Merry Christmas, Modern Philosophers! As has become a Christmas tradition at The House on the Hill, I awakened to discover no presents waiting for me. I’ve gotten used to this scenario over the years, but it doesn’t make it sting … Continue reading

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Are Your Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire?

Temperatures in Maine dropped to thirty degrees below zero with the windchill factor last night, Modern Philosophers, and tonight might get even colder. The New Ice Age is here, and I‘m glad that I had new insulation added to the … Continue reading

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White Christmas: The New Nightmare?

While the lyrics to the hit Holiday song might be “I’m dreaming of a White Christmas…”, a recent poll of Mainers has found that more people have nightmares than pleasant dreams about snow on Christmas. The phone survey, conducted from … Continue reading

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I’m Dreaming Of A White Christmas (As Long As I Don’t Have To Shovel)

I’m dreaming of a White Christmas, Just as long as I don’t have to Shovel all the snow. You see, My house is On a hill, And the driveway Is long and wide, So it’s a real Bitch to clear … Continue reading

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Is It Racist to Dream of a White Christmas?

This Modern Philosopher recently attended a seminar at Husson University about racism in modern society.  The speaker, upon seeing all the Christmas decorations in the room, went off on a heated tangent about how the holiday promotes racism.  He declared … Continue reading

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