Tag Archives: White House

Jeb Bush Insists He Is Still Running For President!

It’s one thing to accuse a Presidential candidate of being a prank caller, Modern Philosophers. It’s an entirely different thing to tell that “prank caller” that he dropped out of the 2016 Presidential Race months ago. It was a Major … Continue reading

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President Obama Sings “Happy Birthday, USA” With Stunned Americans

Happy Independence Day, Modern Philosophers! According to reports out of The White House, President Obama woke up early on the Fourth of July and decided to spread a little holiday cheer of his own. Numerous sources have confirmed that The … Continue reading

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Joe Biden Proposes Vice Presidents’ Day Holiday

Has Vice President Joe Biden’s latest “big idea” betrayed his lack of faith in his ability to be elected President of the United States in 2016, Modern Philosophers? On the day after Presidents’ Day, the Vice President met with the … Continue reading

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Vice President Accidentally Tweets Nuke Codes; Luckily No One Follows Him

The White House had a lot of explaining to do, Modern Philosophers, after Vice President Joe Biden accidentally tweeted Top Secret nuclear launch codes earlier this afternoon. Luckily, all of Biden’s Twitter followers are fake accounts set up by White … Continue reading

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President Obama Announces New Anti-Racism Initiative: “Time To Repaint The White House!”

President Obama stunned the White House Press Corps today when he made a surprise announcement about his new idea for fighting racism.  “As you know, I have already made amazing strides against racism in our country by becoming the first … Continue reading

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