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Birthdays Can Be Hell
“Happy Birthday!” The Devil shouted excitedly as he burst into the living room. As always, he was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit, but he had added a colorful cardboard birthday hat to his ensemble. In his hands, he … Continue reading
Triple X Marks The Run
Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! I don’t normally run on Fridays. I like to sleep as late as possible so I’m better rested to deal with Jeans Friday around the office. You know how that can be… This week was different, … Continue reading
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Tagged Friday, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Roman Numerals, running, Sarcasm, satire, whoopie pie
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