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Maine Governor Paul LePage has issued an order grounding all of Maine’s Flying Monkeys due to strong winds, Modern Philosophers. Maine’s Air National Guard has been mobilized to clear the skies, and all Flying Monkeys are being issued free drink … Continue reading →
Traveling around Maine just got cheaper and less stressful, Modern Philosophers! The Flying Monkeys have been released, and they are offering seriously discounted fares to transport you anywhere across the state. The main focus of the flights will be between … Continue reading →
Six Flying Monkeys, two gorillas, an ape and a chimpanzee go into a bar… I know that sounds like the start of an awesome joke, Modern Philosophers, but it’s actually the beginning of a report filed by the Portland Police … Continue reading →