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Maine’s Flying Monkeys Grounded Due To High Winds

Posted on March 22, 2015 by Austin

Maine Governor Paul LePage has issued an order grounding all of Maine’s Flying Monkeys due to strong winds, Modern Philosophers. Maine’s Air National Guard has been mobilized to clear the skies, and all Flying Monkeys are being issued free drink … Continue reading →

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Flying Monkeys To Offer Cheap Daily Airfares In Maine

Posted on September 16, 2013 by Austin

Traveling around Maine just got cheaper and less stressful, Modern Philosophers! The Flying Monkeys have been released, and they are offering seriously discounted fares to transport you anywhere across the state.  The main focus of the flights will be between … Continue reading →

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Maine Closes All Monkey Bars After Another Drunken Flying Monkey Brawl

Posted on August 16, 2013 by Austin

Six Flying Monkeys, two gorillas, an ape and a chimpanzee go into a bar… I know that sounds like the start of an awesome joke, Modern Philosophers, but it’s actually the beginning of a report filed by the Portland Police … Continue reading →

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