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Tag Archives: Wind Chill
Snow Miser Rides Into Bangor Atop A Woolly Mammoth
Like a conquering king, Snow Miser rode down Broadway in Bangor atop a woolly mammoth this afternoon, Modern Philosophers. “The New Ice Age has arrived!” Snow Miser screamed as he hurled snowballs at stunned Mainers, who had no idea how … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged cold, Humor, ice age, Modern Philosopher, Post Traumatic Snow Disorder, Sarcasm, satire, snow, Snow Miser, Wind Chill, Woolly Mammoth
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All Hallows Society To Charge Snow Miser With Winter War Crimes
As Mainers prepare for a frigid night with wind chills approaching 30 degrees below zero, the word around the fireplace is that The All Hallows Society has decided to charge Snow Miser with Winter War Crimes. While there is no … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged All Hallows Society, cold, freezing, frigid, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Snow Miser, Subzero Temperatures, Wind Chill
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The Down Comforter Dilemma
I promised you I was going to shake up things in 2015, Modern Philosophers, so get ready to for something new tonight. While I normally conduct the weekly Philosophical Exercises on Friday night in the Think Tank, you’re going to … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged cats, cold, down comforter, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Pets, Philosophy, Sarcasm, satire, Snow Miser, weather, Wind Chill
39 Comments
Friday Night Think Tank: Ice Age Edition
Welcome to the first Friday Night Think Tank of 2014, Modern Philosophers! If you survived the frigid weather to join us tonight, then you really are a survivor. Which once again reminds me…let’s set a season of Survivor in Maine! … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Four Snowmen of the Apocalypse, frigid, Humor, ice age, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, think tank, weather, Wind Chill, Zombies
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Jump Start Your Brain: Crazy Cold Conditions
Well, it’s Saturday morning, Modern Philosophers, and I haven’t frozen to death yet, so I guess that means the weekend is off to a good start. I checked the temperature upon waking, and it was -3 degrees. Who even knows … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Blizzard, cold, Deep Thoughts, freezing, Humor, Modern Philosopher, ranting, Sarcasm, satire, Wind Chill
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Little Red Hiding Hood Helps Maine Cops Hunt Pack Of Super Wolves
Residents of Bangor and Brewer now know what it feels like to be a scared little piggy after a pack of genetically altered Super Wolves escaped from a holding pen in the North Woods and paid the area a visit … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Big Bad Wolves, Fairy Tales, Humor, Little Red Riding Hood, Modern Philosophers, satire, Wind Chill
28 Comments
Blogger Declares Maine the Coldest Place on Earth
Now that the Holiday warmth and love has left Maine, the state has officially become the coldest place on Earth. I am declaring this in my blog, Modern Philosophers, so it must be true! Check out the photo to the … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Below Zero, Frigid Temperatures, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosophers, satire, Snow Birds, Snow Demons, Snow Miser, Wind Chill, winter weather
61 Comments
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