Tag Archives: Wind Chill

Snow Miser Rides Into Bangor Atop A Woolly Mammoth

Like a conquering king, Snow Miser rode down Broadway in Bangor atop a woolly mammoth this afternoon, Modern Philosophers. “The New Ice Age has arrived!” Snow Miser screamed as he hurled snowballs at stunned Mainers, who had no idea how … Continue reading

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All Hallows Society To Charge Snow Miser With Winter War Crimes

As Mainers prepare for a frigid night with wind chills approaching 30 degrees below zero, the word around the fireplace is that The All Hallows Society has decided to charge Snow Miser with Winter War Crimes. While there is no … Continue reading

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The Down Comforter Dilemma

I promised you I was going to shake up things in 2015, Modern Philosophers, so get ready to for something new tonight. While I normally conduct the weekly Philosophical Exercises on Friday night in the Think Tank, you’re going to … Continue reading

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Friday Night Think Tank: Ice Age Edition

Welcome to the first Friday Night Think Tank of 2014, Modern Philosophers! If you survived the frigid weather to join us tonight, then you really are a survivor.  Which once again reminds me…let’s set a season of Survivor in Maine! … Continue reading

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Jump Start Your Brain: Crazy Cold Conditions

Well, it’s Saturday morning, Modern Philosophers, and I haven’t frozen to death yet, so I guess that means the weekend is off to a good start. I checked the temperature upon waking, and it was -3 degrees.  Who even knows … Continue reading

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Little Red Hiding Hood Helps Maine Cops Hunt Pack Of Super Wolves

Residents of Bangor and Brewer now know what it feels like to be a scared little piggy after a pack of genetically altered Super Wolves escaped from a holding pen in the North Woods and paid the area a visit … Continue reading

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Blogger Declares Maine the Coldest Place on Earth

Now that the Holiday warmth and love has left Maine, the state has officially become the coldest place on Earth.  I am declaring this in my blog, Modern Philosophers, so it must be true!  Check out the photo to the … Continue reading

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