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Icebergs Snarl Maine Traffic As New Ice Age Grips State

Rush hour traffic is snarled in Maine tonight, Modern Philosophers, due to the sudden formation of giant icebergs on major roadways throughout the state. Maine Department of Transportation spokesperson Rita DeLarue told this Modern Philosopher that crews are trying to … Continue reading

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Maine Thermometers Ordered To Go To Counseling For Being So Damn Negative

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
In a stunning move and a ridiculous misuse of his power, Maine Governor Paul LePage announced that all thermometers in the state had to attend mandatory counseling sessions to address their…

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Frigidaire Offers to Purchase Maine; Wants to Market State as World’s Largest Ice Box

Here’s one from the archives, but it is perfect for today when it’s -19 degrees outside. Brrrrr!

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