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Tag Archives: wine
Wine: For When The Days Start To Bleed Together
I was so certain that today was Friday, Modern Philosophers, that I’m still having difficulty wrapping my brain around the fact that it’s not. I got off work early, and party animal that I am, I decided to go grocery … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged alcohol, coping, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Shopping, stress, wine, work
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Tipsy Genie In Wine Bottle Sued For Malpractice
Christopher Patton of Milford thought that his first date had gone from okay to magical when the bottle of wine he’d bought for the occasion turned out to contain a Genie. “It had been going okay as far as first … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged dating, first date, genie, Humor, lawsuit, malpractice, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, wine, Wishes
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