Tag Archives: wine

Wine: For When The Days Start To Bleed Together

Posted on July 9, 2015 by Austin

I was so certain that today was Friday, Modern Philosophers, that I’m still having difficulty wrapping my brain around the fact that it’s not. I got off work early, and party animal that I am, I decided to go grocery … Continue reading →

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Tipsy Genie In Wine Bottle Sued For Malpractice

Posted on June 1, 2015 by Austin

Christopher Patton of Milford thought that his first date had gone from okay to magical when the bottle of wine he’d bought for the occasion turned out to contain a Genie. “It had been going okay as far as first … Continue reading →

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