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Tag Archives: winter
Still Human! Surviving The Winter Outbreak
It’s not very often, Modern Philosophers, that the first thing I do upon waking is to check to make sure I’m still human. But that’s exactly what I did every morning this week. You see, I’d never been this sick. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged being sick, dating, having the flu, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, winter, Zombies
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Baby, It’s Ridiculously Cold Outside!
The good news, Modern Philosophers, is that I have taken great strides in overcoming my paralyzing fear of driving in the snow. The RAV4 has made traveling the winter roads of Maine a much less anxious endeavor, and that has … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged 182 days of terror, cold weather, Fitness, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, running, sarcasm, satire, winter
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Snow Magnet
I have a theory, Modern Philosophers, but I hesitate to share it because science has never really been my thing. I mean, I keep a team of scientists on retainer, aka locked in the basement, in case I ever need … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Blizzards, Humor, Life in Maine, Modern Philosopher, Post Traumatic Snow Disorder, sarcasm, satire, snow, Snow Miser, surviving winter, winter
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Halfway Through The Days Of Terror
I hope the title of this post didn’t mislead some of you, Modern Philosophers. Unfortunately, we are not at the midway point of President Trump’s term. I’m sorry if I got your hopes up, but we still have a lot … Continue reading
The Great Indoors
It was ten degrees below zero when I woke up this morning, Modern Philosophers, and twenty-three below with the windchill. I don’t care how dedicated I am to my fitness program, there is no way that I’m going out to … Continue reading
Thawing The Brain Stem
It’s cold, Modern Philosophers. I don’t know why that still surprises me after fifteen years in Maine, but Snow Miser and his icy minions seem to sneak up on my every year. Just a couple of weeks ago, I went … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged dealing with stress, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, money, Philosophy, running, Sarcasm, satire, Snow Miser, winter
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The Windblown Ice Balls of Bitter Change
The subtitle for this post, Modern Philosophers, is: Holy $%^&, It’s Cold! Maine doesn’t really mess around much with Autumn. Summer slowly dies off, the leaves change color, and the air gets chilly enough to force you to wear a … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged bitterly cold, dealing with the cold, Frigid Temperatures, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, wind advistory, windchill factor, winter
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