Tag Archives: winter in Maine

Icy Balls

Day 178 —  Enough of this $%@#!  It’s the second week of Spring, and I am driving home in a  bizarre Spring Storm with icy balls slamming against my windshield. The roads are icy, everyone is driving slowly, and I’ve … Continue reading

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Welcome, Spring!

Day 171 —  According to the calendar, today is the first day of Spring!  Of course, this is Maine, so we know better, Modern Philosophers. I bundle up in my Winter jacket, walk past humongous piles of snow on the … Continue reading

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Snow Miser’s Last Hurrah

Day 165 — I foolishly thought we were done with the worst of Winter.  The snow had melted, temperatures had risen into the 50s, and hope was in the air. But Snow Miser would never leave without throwing himself one … Continue reading

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The Calm…

This is going to be a quick post, Modern Philosophers, because I really should be writing monologue jokes for Wednesday’s taping of The Nite Show. Please don’t tell Danny that I took time out from my very important TV writing … Continue reading

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Shovel It Or Let It Melt?

Welcome to the Friday Night Think Tank, Modern Philosophers! After a long, grueling week, I’m looking forward to relaxing and allowing the Deep Thoughts to flow. The sun has finally returned after a long disappearance, and temperatures skyrocketed into the … Continue reading

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We’ll Cross That Bridge When They Plow It

I established earlier this week, Modern Philosophers, that I have forgotten how to properly enjoy a day off. I spent Monday’s snow day shoveling out from under twenty-four inches of snow.  Today was another day off, and my inner Ferris … Continue reading

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Sneeze Propelled Office Chair Rides

I was sneezing so hard and in such rapid fire succession at work today, Modern Philosophers, that the force generated sent me rolling backwards in my office chair. As the day progressed and the sneezes got more powerful, I improved … Continue reading

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