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Tag Archives: Winter Storm Linus
Honey, Do You Have The Plow Guy’s Number?
Just a quick post this morning, Modern Philosophers, as this one was too silly not to share. I was up at the butt crack of dawn to clear the driveway in the wake of Winter Storm Linus. Luckily, Mark was … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Blizzard, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, neighbors, photos, Sarcasm, satire, snow plow, snow removal, Winter Storm Linus
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Have Blizzard, Will Travel
I’ve often shared my Deep Thoughts on my fear of driving in snow, Modern Philosophers. While I think I do a decent job of relating what it is like to drive up here during a blizzard, a picture is worth … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged anxiety, Blizzard, driving conditions, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, photos, Sarcasm, satire, snow, Winter Storm Linus
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Linus Strangled With His Blanket; All Mainers Are Suspects
Linus, the beloved young cartoon character who enjoyed giving grand speeches, believed in the Great Pumpkin, and was never seen without his security blanket, was found murdered today, Modern Philosophers. He was strangled by the very blanket that he thought … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Blizzard, Humor, Linus, Modern Philosopher, nor'easter, Post Traumatic Snow Disorder, Sarcasm, satire, security blanket, snow, Winter Storm Linus
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