Tag Archives: winter storm

It’s Just A Little Snow

There’s a huge blizzard heading for The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. It’s supposed to be so bad that they’ve already delayed the start of the work day tomorrow. A few years ago, such an impending storm would’ve sent … Continue reading

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Post Traumatic Snow Disorder

I spent five years working at a mental hospital, Modern Philosophers, so I feel comfortable diagnosing myself with PTSD… Post Traumatic Snow Disorder. I was up at 5:30 this morning, which is about an hour and a half earlier than … Continue reading

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Round 2: Modern Philosopher vs Juno

I watched the News at Noon, Modern Philosophers, and Stormy McBlizzardton, Maine’s top meteorologist, stated that the most intense band of snow had finally moved north of Bangor. So, I grabbed my shovel and went back outside for Round 2 … Continue reading

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Reporting To You Live From The Heart Of Juno

We interrupt this regularly scheduled blog programming to bring you a LIVE weather report from the heart of Winter Storm Juno… Yes, Modern Philosophers, I have dared to go out into the heart of this blizzard to bring you live … Continue reading

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Juno 2: Blizzard Boogaloo In Select Theaters Now

The sequel to Juno, the indie film darling starring Ellen Page and Michael Cera, and winner of the Best Original Screenplay Oscar, has finally arrived in Maine. Juno 2: Blizzard Boogaloo, written and directed by Snow Miser, has received an … Continue reading

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