Tag Archives: winter weather

Oh, The Weather Outside Was Frightful!

Oh, the weather outside was frightful, So my commute was not delightful, But since I’ve got to go to work, I’ll drive in an ice storm like a jerk…   I was in a good mood when I left The … Continue reading

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I Advise You To Move Out Of Maine, Or To Just Man Up

Dear Modern Philosopher, I have read every single one of your posts, and while you make Maine seem like a marvelous, Magical place, I can’t help but notice that the weather seems to be a real bitch and that it … Continue reading

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Bangor Man Finds His Sanity Buried Under The Snow In His Backyard

Chuck “Charles” Robichaud knew that something was horribly wrong, Modern Philosophers, but he did his best to keep it hidden from his family. “I knew that I had lost my sanity,” the Bangor native confessed to this Modern Philosopher.  “I … Continue reading

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Governor LePage Rejects Aliens’ Offer To Protect Maine From Winter With Dome

As Maine continues to struggle with power outages from last week’s ice storm, another blizzard is bearing down on the snow smothered state. Maine’s Alien population has offered to use its advanced technology to drop a dome over the state … Continue reading

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Blogger Declares Maine the Coldest Place on Earth

Now that the Holiday warmth and love has left Maine, the state has officially become the coldest place on Earth.  I am declaring this in my blog, Modern Philosophers, so it must be true!  Check out the photo to the … Continue reading

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