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Tag Archives: winter weather
Oh, The Weather Outside Was Frightful!
Oh, the weather outside was frightful, So my commute was not delightful, But since I’ve got to go to work, I’ll drive in an ice storm like a jerk… I was in a good mood when I left The … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, ice storm, icy, icy roads, Modern Philosopher, perilous driving, Sarcasm, satire, Snow Miser, winter weather
33 Comments
I Advise You To Move Out Of Maine, Or To Just Man Up
Dear Modern Philosopher, I have read every single one of your posts, and while you make Maine seem like a marvelous, Magical place, I can’t help but notice that the weather seems to be a real bitch and that it … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged advice, frustration, Humor, Modern Philosopher, polar vortex, Sarcasm, satire, winter weather, wit
16 Comments
Bangor Man Finds His Sanity Buried Under The Snow In His Backyard
Chuck “Charles” Robichaud knew that something was horribly wrong, Modern Philosophers, but he did his best to keep it hidden from his family. “I knew that I had lost my sanity,” the Bangor native confessed to this Modern Philosopher. “I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged cold, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, sanity, Sarcasm, satire, shoveling, snow, winter weather
14 Comments
Governor LePage Rejects Aliens’ Offer To Protect Maine From Winter With Dome
As Maine continues to struggle with power outages from last week’s ice storm, another blizzard is bearing down on the snow smothered state. Maine’s Alien population has offered to use its advanced technology to drop a dome over the state … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged aliens, Blizzard, dome, Governor LePage, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Sarcasm, satire, snow, Stephen King, Under the Dome, winter weather
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Blogger Declares Maine the Coldest Place on Earth
Now that the Holiday warmth and love has left Maine, the state has officially become the coldest place on Earth. I am declaring this in my blog, Modern Philosophers, so it must be true! Check out the photo to the … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Below Zero, Frigid Temperatures, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosophers, satire, Snow Birds, Snow Demons, Snow Miser, Wind Chill, winter weather
61 Comments
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