Tag Archives: Witches

Halloween Brings Out The Wacky Neighbors

Posted on October 26, 2019 by Austin

Halloween Season is in full swing in Maine, Modern Philosophers.  As a result, the state has been flooded with tourists looking to celebrate their favorite holiday. Most of them, of course, are Otherworldly Beings, who flock to Maine from all … Continue reading →

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Adventures in Dating: The Street Pie Incident

Posted on November 4, 2017 by Austin

I thought I’d change it up a little, Modern Philosophers, and replace my usual dating advice with a post about a dating adventure. This is about The Reluctant Redhead.  Just to clarify, she isn’t reluctant about having red hair.  Her … Continue reading →

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Hillary Sets Heckling Scarecrow Ablaze With Her Mind

Posted on October 15, 2016 by Austin

The 2016 Presidential Election literally heated up today during a Hillary Clinton campaign stop in Bangor, Modern Philosophers. The Democratic nominee for President was in town to judge the Giant Pumpkin Contest as part of Maine’s month long Halloween Festival. … Continue reading →

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Maine Witches Refuse To Endorse “Black Magic” Hillary

Posted on October 10, 2016 by Austin

Halloween Season is in full swing in Maine, Modern Philosophers, but even the celebration of every Otherworldly Being’s favorite holiday has to pause to allow some time for the 2016 Presidential Election. This morning, during a secret meeting held at … Continue reading →

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Easter Bunny Hospitalized After Laying Too Many Easter Eggs

Posted on March 22, 2016 by Austin

Easter is in jeopardy, Modern Philosophers, after the Easter Bunny was rushed to the hospital for emergency treatment of severe exhaustion. While getting ready for the big holiday, which celebrates the invention of Easter Candy by the Pilgrims in 1695, … Continue reading →

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Maine Witches Honored For Protection Against Jonas Spell

Posted on January 26, 2016 by Austin

While the rest of the East Coast continued to dig out from underneath Winter Storm Jonas, Mainers enjoyed a sunny day during which the mercury crept into the mid-forties, Modern Philosophers! How did Maine, the state that is so often … Continue reading →

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Cauldron Lucks: They’re Not Just For Witches Anymore

Posted on October 31, 2015 by Austin

Happy Halloween, Modern Philosophers! As you know from reading this blog, Halloween is a huge holiday in Maine.  We spend the entire month of October celebrating it, and Otherworldly Beings visit from all over to take part in the Halloween … Continue reading →

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Author Turned Into Toad After Publishing “Harry PottErotica”

Posted on July 22, 2015 by Austin

Strange story out of Milford, Maine today, Modern Philosophers… Suzette LeBlanc, a local author who fancied herself to be a Harry Potter expert and super fan, has been transformed into a big, ugly, scary toad. The incident took place shortly … Continue reading →

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Maine’s Werewolves and Witches Perfecting Half Moon Technology

Posted on June 8, 2015 by Austin

Ever wonder why I haven’t written about Maine’s growing Werewolf population lately, Modern Philosophers? It’s because Gary Lincoln, my good friend and the leader of Maine’s largest Werewolf Pack, has asked me to keep his fellow howlers out of the … Continue reading →

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We’ll Always Have Shoveling…

Posted on March 15, 2015 by Austin

I had resigned myself to another lonely Sunday of shoveling snow from the driveway of The House on the Hill, when Gary the Gargoyle flew down from his perch to join me. “There’s nothing sadder than a guy shoveling snow … Continue reading →

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