Tag Archives: Wizard of Oz

Did Dorothy Travel To Oz With Three Republicans?

Posted on May 8, 2021 by Austin

I have a lot of interesting Deep Thoughts while I’m running, Modern Philosophers.  They’re mostly limited to the usual suspects… Why do I hating running so much?  Why do I torture myself like this?  Why is that guy in the … Continue reading →

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Maine’s Flying Monkeys Grounded Due To High Winds

Posted on March 22, 2015 by Austin

Maine Governor Paul LePage has issued an order grounding all of Maine’s Flying Monkeys due to strong winds, Modern Philosophers. Maine’s Air National Guard has been mobilized to clear the skies, and all Flying Monkeys are being issued free drink … Continue reading →

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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Friends Of Dorothy & The Man Behind The Toga

Posted on October 9, 2013 by Austin

Somewhere, at the end of an invisible rainbow, Maine’s favorite talk show set on a front porch reminds us that we are not in Kansas at all. Welcome, Modern Philosophers, not to Munchkinland, but to The House on the Hill … Continue reading →

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