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Tag Archives: Wizards
He Who Must Not Be Named President
As part of Maine’s month long Halloween Festival, today was Scary Story Day at All Souls Cemetery in Bangor, Modern Philosophers. Humans and Otherworldly Beings packed Maine’s largest graveyard, widely accepted to be the most haunted cemetery in America, to … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Politics
Tagged Donald Trump, Halloween, Harry Potter, horror, Humor, Lord Voldemort, Modern Philosopher, Politics, sarcasm, satire, Wizards
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Brewer High School To Host Two Exchange Students From Hogwarts This Fall
Brewer High School, which is located not far from The House on the Hill, announced today that it will be hosting two foreign exchange students from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry for the Fall Semester. The school, whose athletic … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Brewer High School, exchange students, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Witches, Wizards
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Jump Start Your Brain: Magic Time
Happy Saturday, Modern Philosophers! I think today is going to be a very lazy day. I recorded the last two Harry Potter flicks the other night, and the idea of relaxing on the couch and watching Harry, Hermione, and Ron … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Harry Potter, Hogwarts, Humor, Magic, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Saturday, Witches, Wizards
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Maine Disqualified From Little League World Series Due To Non-Human Players
Sad news in Maine today, Modern Philosophers. Maine’s Little League Champions, a team made up of All Stars from District 9, have been disqualified from playing in the Little Little World Series due to a technicality. “It has been brought … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged aliens, Baseball, discrimination, Ghosts, Humor, Little League World Series, Maine, Modern Philosopher, satire, Vampires, Wizards
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Maine’s First School Of Magic Now Closer To Being A Reality
Maine Governor Paul LePage, who has long said he would do everything in his power to prevent a School of Magic from opening in the state, has made an abrupt about face and is ready to support the idea. LePage’s … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Harry Potter, Hogwarts, Humor, Magic, Modern Philosopher, satire, Witches, Wizards
20 Comments