Tag Archives: Wizards

He Who Must Not Be Named President

Posted on October 14, 2016 by Austin

As part of Maine’s month long Halloween Festival, today was Scary Story Day at All Souls Cemetery in Bangor, Modern Philosophers. Humans and Otherworldly Beings packed Maine’s largest graveyard, widely accepted to be the most haunted cemetery in America, to … Continue reading →

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Brewer High School To Host Two Exchange Students From Hogwarts This Fall

Posted on July 19, 2014 by Austin

Brewer High School, which is located not far from The House on the Hill, announced today that it will be hosting two foreign exchange students from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry for the Fall Semester. The school, whose athletic … Continue reading →

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Jump Start Your Brain: Magic Time

Posted on July 19, 2014 by Austin

Happy Saturday, Modern Philosophers! I think today is going to be a very lazy day.  I recorded the last two Harry Potter flicks the other night, and the idea of relaxing on the couch and watching Harry, Hermione, and Ron … Continue reading →

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Maine Disqualified From Little League World Series Due To Non-Human Players

Posted on August 17, 2013 by Austin

Sad news in Maine today, Modern Philosophers.  Maine’s Little League Champions, a team made up of All Stars from District 9, have been disqualified from playing in the Little Little World Series due to a technicality. “It has been brought … Continue reading →

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Maine’s First School Of Magic Now Closer To Being A Reality

Posted on July 14, 2013 by Austin

Maine Governor Paul LePage, who has long said he would do everything in his power to prevent a School of Magic from opening in the state, has made an abrupt about face and is ready to support the idea. LePage’s … Continue reading →

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