Tag Archives: Wooden Soldiers

What’s The Deal With Candy Canes?

Posted on December 7, 2018 by Austin

Seriously, though, Modern Philosophers, what’s the deal with candy canes? A friend and I were talking about acceptable stocking stuffers, and she suggested those oddly shaped red and white sticks that magically appear this time of year. Not in my … Continue reading →

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Flying Monkeys To Escort Santa’s Sleigh Due to Growing Security Concerns

Posted on December 12, 2012 by Austin

General Phineas “Woody” Appleton, Commander in Chief of the North Pole Security Agency, announced today that because of growing security concerns, Santa’s sleigh will be escorted around the world by a battalion of Flying Monkeys this Christmas. Gen. Appleton, the … Continue reading →

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Wooden Soldiers Set to March Again For Charity

Posted on November 26, 2012 by Austin

The Holiday Season is in full swing, Modern Philosophers, and we need to remember that this is a time of giving. Sgt. Tommy “Splinters” Olson of the North Pole Wooden Soldiers Brigade stopped by The House on the Hill to … Continue reading →

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