Tag Archives: work sucks

Can’t I Get A Snow Day?

I looked up from my book to see The Devil standing in front of me. Dressed, as always, in an impeccably tailored suite, my Sunday guest had a devilish grin on his handsome face and held out a bottle of … Continue reading

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Shedding Your Work Skin

I don’t know about you, Modern Philosophers, but I’ve discovered that the best way to deal with the stress of work is to not take the job home with me. Every day, after they unchain me from my desk, I … Continue reading

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Run From What Ails You

I was misinformed, Modern Philosophers, and I wish to lodge an official protest! So many people have told me over the course of my life that you can’t run from your problems.  But recent research has proven this to be … Continue reading

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The Downpour

Unfortunately, Not every day Can be perfectly baked In eternal sunshine And gently swaddled In unicorn stampedes. Most days, Especially those That fall during The work week, Tend to be Annoyingly riddled With wild wildebeests Hellbent on Rampaging through The … Continue reading

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