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Tag Archives: work
Send In All The Clones
I’ve never been delusional enough, Modern Philosophers, to believe that the world was clamoring for multiple versions of me. One Austin might actually be too many in the opinion of some, but I’m certain no one wants that number increased. … Continue reading
Two Many Cakes?
I walked into work today expecting the worst, Modern Philosophers. I know it’s Friday, which is usually a favorable day of the week, but it was also my last day of work before vacation. You know how such days often … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Chocolate Cake, desserts, food, going away party, Humor, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, summer vacation, work
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Be Filled With The Halloween Spirit!
We’re deep into the Halloween Season, Modern Philosophers, and I feel like I have abandoned you. For that, I am truly sorry. I wanted to write something tonight so that you know I’m still here, thinking of you, and enjoying … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged All Hallows Society, Halloween, Halloween Spirit, Humor, life, Maine, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, work
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How To Beat The Week (And Maybe Stay Sane)
If you’re like me, Modern Philosophers, in that you would prefer not to add a straitjacket to your Fall Fashion ensemble, then you need to learn to beat the week. Let’s be honest…the work week is largely responsible for stress … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged advice, Humor, life, life hacks, mental health, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, stress, work
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Idiot Mainer Trades Money For Sweat
In what could go down in the annals, Modern Philosophers, as the worst trade in history after the Red Sox trading Babe Ruth to the Yankees, and Jack trading a cow for “magic” beans, some idiot in Maine today actually … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged Babe Ruth, exercise, health, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, running, sarcasm, satire, work
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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 9/26/16
Just made the mortgage payment, Modern Philosophers, and now I’m squeezing in some time to finally write my Monday morning post. I didn’t want you to think I’d forgotten about you, because you are always on my mind. It’s just … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged coffee, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Monday, monologue jokes, sarcasm, satire, screenwriting, The Nite Show, work, writing
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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 9/19/16
There was no need to check the calendar today, Modern Philosophers. It was definitely a Monday. I got to work at 5:45, ready to kick some ass. About an hour and a half later, though, I made an annoying discovery…I’d … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged coffee, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Monday, Retail Therapy, sarcasm, satire, Shopping, Star Wars, Walmart, work
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