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I Want My $300!

I hear the same questions from my coworkers every morning, Modern Philosophers, as they pass my desk on their way to clock in for the day… Did you sleep here last night? When’s the last time you’ve been home? Are … Continue reading

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The End Of Vacation Is Hell

“Some people think that Hell is having to live the worst moments of your life over and over again on a continuous loop,” I told The Devil, who I saw an expert who could definitively confirm or debunk this theory. “Which … Continue reading

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How Tired Must I Be To Forget?

I’m absolutely exhausted, Modern Philosophers. But I’m not tired enough… For the second day in a row, I parked my ass at my desk at 6:30am and did not leave the office until 5:45pm. That is an extremely long work … Continue reading

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Losing Mow-Mentum

Have you ever had one of those days, Modern Philosophers, where you know you did an extraordinary amount of work, yet you feel like you’ve accomplished absolutely nothing? That was how today went for me. Once again, I arrived at … Continue reading

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My Inner Child Is A Spoiled Brat

My inner child is currently in timeout, Modern Philosophers, which should give me enough time to write this post in peace. Okay, that opening sentence isn’t one hundred percent true.  It’s more like I’m out on the porch hiding from … Continue reading

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After Dinner Mints: When Time Doesn’t Break

Do you ever get the sense, Modern Philosophers, that time is standing still? It happens to me every Monday through Friday from 8:30am until 5:00pm.  My work day absolutely drags, and I swear that my employers are somehow messing with … Continue reading

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Gimme That Free Ice Cream!

One of the best things, if not the greatest thing, about being a kid, Modern Philosophers, is all the free stuff. There are no bills to pay and no family to support, which means there is no need for a … Continue reading

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Oh Hell…It’s Overtime

“I’m so sorry you had to wait,” I said pleadingly to The Devil as I scampered into the living room with the foot long sandwiches from Subway I’d bought for lunch as a peace offering. I wasn’t exactly a big … Continue reading

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After Dinner Mints: That God Awful Gurgle

The day got off to such a promising start, Modern Philosophers. I was up bright and early to get in a run before work.  It was an overcast morning, which was excellent weather for leaving little pools of sweat along … Continue reading

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Eat, Drink, Be Merry…And Then Eat Again!

Christmas is almost here, Modern Philosophers! I can tell, not from how filled my heart is with the Christmas Spirit, but rather, by how full my stomach is of Christmas food! Today was Ugly Christmas Sweater Potluck Day at work.  … Continue reading

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