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Tag Archives: World Cup
Germany Wins World Cup; Asks For Poland Instead Of Trophy
Germany beat Argentina tonight with a thrilling goal in extra time to win the 2014 World Cup. The Germans’ goal, scored in the second period of extra time, broke a scoreless tie and led to a final of 1-0. After … Continue reading
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Tagged Germany, history, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Poland, Sarcasm, satire, Soccer, World Cup
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FIFA Eliminates Goalkeepers In Attempt To Make Soccer Exciting
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Goooooooooooaaaaaaal! That’s a call very few soccer announcers ever get to make. However, FIFA, the international governing body for soccer, took a major step towards changing that today by deciding to…
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged FIFA, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Soccer, Sports, World Cup
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Soccer On My TV? Another Sign Of The Robot Apocalypse!
The Robot Apocalypse is getting closer, Modern Philosophers! I know this because I turned on the TV at The House on the Hill, and soccer was on the screen. Soccer! The World Cup. Clearly the work of The Machines, acting … Continue reading
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Tagged Humor, Modern Philosopher, Robot Apocalypse, Sarcasm, satire, Soccer, Technology, World Cup
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4 Out Of 5 Americans Think The World Cup Is An Appetizer At Outback Steakhouse
As people around the world gather excitedly to watch the best soccer teams in the world (plus the one from the United States) compete for The World Cup, a new study reveals that an overwhelming majority of Americans have no … Continue reading
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Tagged appetizers, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Outback Steakhouse, Sarcasm, satire, Soccer, statistics, World Cup
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FIFA Eliminates Goalkeepers In Attempt To Make Soccer Exciting
Goooooooooooaaaaaaal! That’s a call very few soccer announcers ever get to make. However, FIFA, the international governing body for soccer, took a major step towards changing that today by deciding to eliminate goalkeepers from the game. Another attacker will be … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged FIFA, Futbol, goal, Humor, Modern Philosopher, satire, Soccer, Sports, World Cup
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