Tag Archives: Yankees

Chicken a la Vacation

Posted on August 24, 2019 by

I’m on vacation, Modern Philosophers. As always, people are asking me what I’m doing for my vacation. Just like I always do, I tell them: “Not going to work”. I have a tendency to select the Creative Introvert’s Vacation Package: … Continue reading →

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I Really Should Try To Remember To Blog…

Posted on March 28, 2019 by

Hey, Modern Philosophers!  It’s Austin. You guys remember me, right? The interns kept pestering me all day to write a blog post.  Apparently, it’s been some time since I’ve posted anything here. It’s not that I’ve forgotten about you, but … Continue reading →

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Chilly Days Are Chili Days

Posted on October 6, 2018 by

I’m a complicated guy, Modern Philosophers, but I have a very simply cooking philosophy: When it’s chilly, make chili. I’ve had a big pot of chili simmering on the stove all day.  The House on the Hill has never smelled … Continue reading →

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Deep Thoughts Before Ice Cream

Posted on September 27, 2018 by

I woke up feeling like crap, Modern Philosophers.  And not just because I knew I had to go to work. Even though I was a tad under the weather, I pushed myself to go for my morning run.  I’ve been … Continue reading →

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: MLB Trade Deadline 2016

Posted on August 1, 2016 by

The MLB Trade Deadline has passed, Modern Philosophers, so I can finally sit down, relax, and write my Coffee Club Post. Sure, it’s late again, but this was no normal Monday.  The Trade Deadline is a very exciting time for … Continue reading →

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 4/4/16

Posted on April 4, 2016 by

Happy Opening Day, Modern Philosophers! Sure, yesterday was technically Opening Day since some baseball games were played, but the Yankees do not start the season until today. That makes today Opening Day, as everything revolves around my beloved Bronx Bombers! … Continue reading →

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Why The Super Bowl Makes Time Travel A Necessity

Posted on February 4, 2016 by

I am a huge sports fan, Modern Philosophers. In my youth, I desperately tried to be an athlete, but I was too small, too scrawny, and too incredibly incompetent at hitting a baseball. That didn’t prevent me, however, from rooting … Continue reading →

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If Running Is Wrong, Then I Just Want To Write!

Posted on October 6, 2015 by

Getting up early to run, working all day, and then staying up late to write monologue jokes for tomorrow night’s taping of The Nite Show is really starting to take its toll, Modern Philosophers. When you factor in that I’ve … Continue reading →

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Friday Night Think Tank: Summer Movies

Posted on June 26, 2015 by

What a gorgeous Summer Friday night it is at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers! I am out on the porch, legs up on the rail, basking in the sun, and sharing my Deep Thoughts with you. Nights like … Continue reading →

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Jump Start Your Brain: Dear Old Dad

Posted on June 20, 2015 by

Happy Saturday, Modern Philosophers! It’s Father’s Day Eve, and in preparation for the holiday tomorrow, I thought I’d make sure that your brains were running at full capacity.  Does anyone need a jump start? I’ve got 1000 volts of Deep … Continue reading →

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