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I Really Should Try To Remember To Blog…
Hey, Modern Philosophers! It’s Austin. You guys remember me, right? The interns kept pestering me all day to write a blog post. Apparently, it’s been some time since I’ve posted anything here. It’s not that I’ve forgotten about you, but … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing
Tagged blogging, creating a TV series, Humor, Modern Philosopher, NYU, Opening Day, sarcasm, satire, TV series, writing, Yankees
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Chilly Days Are Chili Days
I’m a complicated guy, Modern Philosophers, but I have a very simply cooking philosophy: When it’s chilly, make chili. I’ve had a big pot of chili simmering on the stove all day. The House on the Hill has never smelled … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged chili, Cooking, fall weather, food, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Notre Dame, Sarcasm, satire, Yankees
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Deep Thoughts Before Ice Cream
I woke up feeling like crap, Modern Philosophers. And not just because I knew I had to go to work. Even though I was a tad under the weather, I pushed myself to go for my morning run. I’ve been … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Deep Thoughts, Humor, Ice Cream, inspiration, life, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, The Nite Show with Danny Cashman, writing, Yankees
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Monday Morning Coffee Club: MLB Trade Deadline 2016
The MLB Trade Deadline has passed, Modern Philosophers, so I can finally sit down, relax, and write my Coffee Club Post. Sure, it’s late again, but this was no normal Monday. The Trade Deadline is a very exciting time for … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Andrew Miller, Baseball, Carlos Beltran, Humor, MLB, Modern Philosopher, Monday, sarcasm, satire, trade deadline, Yankees
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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 4/4/16
Happy Opening Day, Modern Philosophers! Sure, yesterday was technically Opening Day since some baseball games were played, but the Yankees do not start the season until today. That makes today Opening Day, as everything revolves around my beloved Bronx Bombers! … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Baseball, cliffhanger, coffee, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Monday, Opening Day, sarcasm, satire, The Walking Dead, Yankees
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Why The Super Bowl Makes Time Travel A Necessity
I am a huge sports fan, Modern Philosophers. In my youth, I desperately tried to be an athlete, but I was too small, too scrawny, and too incredibly incompetent at hitting a baseball. That didn’t prevent me, however, from rooting … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, New York, New York Jets, Reggie Jackson, sarcasm, satire, Super Bowl, Time Travel, Yankees
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If Running Is Wrong, Then I Just Want To Write!
Getting up early to run, working all day, and then staying up late to write monologue jokes for tomorrow night’s taping of The Nite Show is really starting to take its toll, Modern Philosophers. When you factor in that I’ve … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged Harry Potter, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, running, Sarcasm, satire, Voldemort, writing, Yankees
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