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Tag Archives: Zombie Car
Zombie Car Has Its Moment In The Sun
Zombie Car has passed inspection, Modern Philosophers! It now wears its 2014-2015 state inspection sticker like a badge of honor, and I wanted to show it off on my blog like a proud Zombie Car owner. And look, there’s the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged cars, celebration, Humor, inspection sticker, mechanic, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Writer's Day, Zombie Car
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The Night Snow Miser Almost Broke Me
Tonight was the night Snow Miser almost broke me, Modern Philosophers. I had out the white flag and was ready to wave it in surrender… Monday did not end up being the jolly, merry, joy to the world day I … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged bad weather, frustration, Humor, ice storm, Modern Philosopher, Monday, Sarcasm, satire, Snow Miser, Zombie Car
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The Hitchhiker’s Guide To Bangor
Because the Zombie Car has not yet been brought back to life, I had to find an alternate way to get to work today, Modern Philosophers. Since this is Maine, which I have established is a truly magical place, and … Continue reading
Zombie Car Dies Again; Beleaguered Blogger Bummed
The Zombie Car, that undead piece of automotive wonder that resides in the garage of The House on the Hill, died again today. It was 21. Its only survivor is The Modern Philosopher, the poor man in the oil soaked … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged car troubles, cars, funerals, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, stress, Zombie Car, Zombies
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