Happy Fat Tuesday! I dare you to call it that to its face!
The rest of the year, it’s all about taunting, fat jokes, wet willies, and wedgies. How many times has Tuesday had to get someone to climb the flag pole to retrieve its boxers? “Too many to count,” Tuesday replied with a drunken chuckle via Skype from New Orleans. “The other days of the week are pretty relentless when it comes to running my drawers up the pole. I’ve never understood it, and I’ve just come to accept it as a way of life…and now I buy boxers in bulk”
Why do the other days of the week harass him so mercilessly? “I think Wednesday started…
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