Category Archives: Christmas

Santa Claus Hates You

Posted on December 17, 2023 by Austin

“Do you think Santa Claus holds grudges or maybe even hates people?” Aaron asked and then took a long drink of his Snapple while Holly pondered his question. It was the Sunday before Christmas Eve, and the best friends were … Continue reading →

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Merry Christmas From The Brunoverse

Posted on December 25, 2022 by Austin

Merry Christmas, Modern Philosophers! Christmas has thrown a monkey wrench into my writing schedule, but I wanted to take a few moments on Christmas morning to send you all warm, holiday wishes. You might have noticed that Aaron and Holly … Continue reading →

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The Blackout Before Christmas

Posted on December 24, 2022 by Austin

Twas the day before Christmas, Santa comes in one day, And the best friends were meeting, Instead of on Sunday… “What happened last night is all the proof I need that Santa Claus exists,” Aaron declared before chugging half of … Continue reading →

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Oh By Gosh By Golly

Posted on December 18, 2022 by Austin

“I have a fun suggestion for the holiday season, but I need you to keep an open mind,” Holly instructed. It was the Sunday before Christmas.  It had been snowing one and off since Friday afternoon, so the best friends … Continue reading →

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Bad Bestie

Posted on December 11, 2022 by Austin

“Thanks again for coming over last night to watch Bad Santa.”  The huge smile on Aaron’s face proved that his words were sincere. It was two Sundays before Christmas, and the best friends were seated on their favorite bench along … Continue reading →

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Does Santa’s Sleigh Have A Weight Limit?

Posted on December 4, 2022 by Austin

“I’ve set the radio at work to the station that plays non-stop Christmas songs,” Aaron revealed after taking a sip of his Snapple.  “I’ve got to tell you…not all of them are classics.” It was the first Sunday of December … Continue reading →

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The Vanishing Santa, Part 4

Posted on December 10, 2021 by Austin

Assistant District Attorney Michelle Ambrose was extremely ambitious when it came to her career.  No one knew it yet, but she planned to run against her boss in the next election. Once elected District Attorney, she intended to hold the … Continue reading →

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The Vanishing Santa, Part 3

Posted on December 8, 2021 by Austin

Bruno hated wasting another day of his long holiday weekend chasing down his neighbor’s missing Christmas ornament, but he really had no other choice. He had hoped that when he tracked down the skateboard punk in question, that would be … Continue reading →

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The Vanishing Santa, Part 1

Posted on November 26, 2021 by Austin

Detective Arturo “Chip” Bruno chose the day after Thanksgiving to do something that was extremely out of the ordinary for him. He smiled in public. It surely had something to do with his current company.  Bruno walked hand in hand … Continue reading →

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Who’s Up For A Second Christmas?

Posted on December 25, 2020 by Austin

Merry Christmas, Modern Philosophers! I had an intriguing idea, and I thought I’d break the monotony of my lonely Christmas by sharing it with you in a blog post. Normally, I’d label this a brilliant idea, but with the way … Continue reading →

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