Category Archives: Christmas

Finding The True Meaning Of Christmas

I probably sounded like a spoiled brat in my earlier post, Modern Philosophers, whining about not getting any Christmas presents, but it has been a rough year and I really hoped Santa Claus would bring me something. The day was … Continue reading

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The Hunt For Santa’s Buried Treasure

Merry Christmas, Modern Philosophers! As has become a Christmas tradition at The House on the Hill, I awakened to discover no presents waiting for me. I’ve gotten used to this scenario over the years, but it doesn’t make it sting … Continue reading

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The Blog Before Christmas

‘Twas the day before Christmas At The House on the Hill. The Devil was visiting, Which he thinks is a thrill. I was trying to sleep, Which never goes well When I’m being watched By the Ruler of Hell… “Ho!  … Continue reading

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My Ghost of Christmas Past Makes Amends

I’m at the age, Modern Philosophers, when I have to wake up a couple of times over the course of the night. Sometimes, it’s to go to the bathroom.  Other times, it’s because some weird noise echoes hauntingly through The … Continue reading

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The Christmas Carol We Never Get To Hear

And so it is Christmas, What have you done? No, seriously.  I’m asking you the hell you’ve done!  I just got off the phone with my mother, and she says they’re not coming over for Christmas. She wouldn’t say why, … Continue reading

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Work Christmas Tree

Work Christmas Tree Work Christmas Tree I don’t suppose You have a Christmas bonus For me. Work Christmas Tree Work Christmas Tree I’ve checked three times And my present I do not see. I guess it’s okay That there’s no … Continue reading

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Secret Santa Dashing Through The Snow

‘Twas a week before Christmas at The House on the Hill, Despite all the snow, I’ve been out running still. I’ve been driving quite often, on snow covered roads, And somehow my head has yet to explode! I know I … Continue reading

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