Category Archives: Christmas

Finding The True Meaning Of Christmas

Posted on December 25, 2017 by

I probably sounded like a spoiled brat in my earlier post, Modern Philosophers, whining about not getting any Christmas presents, but it has been a rough year and I really hoped Santa Claus would bring me something. The day was … Continue reading →

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The Hunt For Santa’s Buried Treasure

Posted on December 25, 2017 by

Merry Christmas, Modern Philosophers! As has become a Christmas tradition at The House on the Hill, I awakened to discover no presents waiting for me. I’ve gotten used to this scenario over the years, but it doesn’t make it sting … Continue reading →

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The Blog Before Christmas

Posted on December 24, 2017 by

‘Twas the day before Christmas At The House on the Hill. The Devil was visiting, Which he thinks is a thrill. I was trying to sleep, Which never goes well When I’m being watched By the Ruler of Hell… “Ho!  … Continue reading →

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My Ghost of Christmas Past Makes Amends

Posted on December 23, 2017 by

I’m at the age, Modern Philosophers, when I have to wake up a couple of times over the course of the night. Sometimes, it’s to go to the bathroom.  Other times, it’s because some weird noise echoes hauntingly through The … Continue reading →

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The Christmas Carol We Never Get To Hear

Posted on December 22, 2017 by

And so it is Christmas, What have you done? No, seriously.  I’m asking you the hell you’ve done!  I just got off the phone with my mother, and she says they’re not coming over for Christmas. She wouldn’t say why, … Continue reading →

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Secret Santa Dashing Through The Snow

Posted on December 19, 2017 by

‘Twas a week before Christmas at The House on the Hill, Despite all the snow, I’ve been out running still. I’ve been driving quite often, on snow covered roads, And somehow my head has yet to explode! I know I … Continue reading →

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Santa Cancels Christmas After Trump’s “Little Reindeer Man” Tweets

Posted on December 16, 2017 by

Breaking News from the North Pole, Modern Philosophers: Santa Claus has canceled Christmas. In the official press release, issued just moments ago by Fred Claus, Santa’s brother and Press Secretary, President Trump is cited as the reason that December 25 … Continue reading →

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