Category Archives: Writing

Don’t Make Me Go Back!

“Don’t make me go back!  You can’t make me go back!” I wailed at the top of my lungs as I tugged on the lapel of The Devil’s impeccably tailored suit. My Sunday guest looked up at me in concern. … Continue reading

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Running Home

It was pretty much impossible not to notice Missy Price. She was breathtakingly beautiful, with a lithe runner’s body that was forever in motion.  Her long red hair made her stand out in any crowd, and heads always turned when … Continue reading

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Drive All Night

A mischievous smile slowly crept across the driver’s handsome face as he adjusted his rear view mirror to get a better look at the headlights of the eighteen wheeler as they faded in the distance. There was something about driving … Continue reading

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A Million Thanks!

Did you know this blog almost didn’t make it past the first week, Modern Philosophers? I was so frustrated that I couldn’t figure out to write, and even more upset that no one was bothering to read the nonsense I … Continue reading

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A Cool Million

“What do you want to talk about today?” The Devil asked enthusiastically as he handed me an ice cold bottle of Snapple out of the cooler. As always, he was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit that made him … Continue reading

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Sick and Twisted Humor

I have been sick the last few days, Modern Philosophers. I was going to write that I felt like $%^&, but this is a family friendly blog, and the truth of the matter is that while I have been under … Continue reading

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The Writer Awakens

Today was what President Trump might refer to as a real s**thole Friday, Modern Philosophers. Suffice it to say I had a minor meltdown during my lunchtime walk, finally letting out a huge chunk of the stress that has been … Continue reading

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