Category Archives: Writing

The Jedi Lawn Trick

“If you were to wake up tomorrow morning to discover that you had suddenly and mysteriously been blessed with Jedi powers, what’s the first thing you would do?” The Devil asked as he put down the Sunday edition of the … Continue reading

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One Hell of a Yankee

“I didn’t miss the ceremony, did I?” The Devil asked anxiously as he rushed into the room carrying a tray of his famous Hellfire Chicken Wings. His impeccably tailored suit was pinstriped today, just like Yankees pinstripes, in honor of … Continue reading

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My Saturday To Do List

Happy Saturday, Modern Philosophers! Look at me blogging two days in a row!  I guess I was moved by some of the feedback that I received on last night’s post, which broke my week long silence. One message I received … Continue reading

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When The Words Won’t Come Out

It has been ridiculously quiet on the blog this week, Modern Philosophers, and I hope at some of you noticed. While the stats tell me I have over 17,000 followers, I accept that there’s really only about a dozen of … Continue reading

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One Hell Of A Future

“I’m so sorry about the loss of your stepbrother,” The Devil said solemnly as he entered the living room.  “If it helps any, his name was not on my new arrivals list.” His impeccably tailored suit was black this week, … Continue reading

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The Devil’s Stand In

Since I live alone, I’m not used to walking into the living room to find someone waiting for me on the couch. Unless, of course, it’s Sunday and the person on the sofa is a handsome man dressed in an … Continue reading

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No Rest For The Wicked

I’ve been told that I look rather adorable when I’m asleep. In fact, I’m fairly certain that the word “cherubic” has been used to describe my status when I’m off visiting Dream Land.  Perhaps it’s because this is the only … Continue reading

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