Category Archives: Writing

Who’s Your Padre?

“I know this is a weird question, but who’s your Daddy?” I asked my guest with the slightest grin on my face.  “After all, it is Father’s Day.” The Devil looked up from the Sunday paper and sighed.  As always, … Continue reading

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Do Devils Dream Of Demonic Sheep?

Do you ever have the sense you’re being watched? Well, let me assure you that there’s nothing worse than having the sudden sensation that The Devil is spying on you. I looked up from the Yankees game to discover him … Continue reading

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The Lesser of Two Devils

“I was reading your blog earlier,” The Devil informed me as he entered the living room with a new six pack of Snapple to put in the cooler.  “I thought the responses to your last two posts were rather intriguing.” … Continue reading

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Where The Devil Don’t Go

“Guess where I got to go this week,” The Devil challenged excitedly as he burst into the living room as if shot out of a cannon.  “I’ll even give you a clue: it’s someplace I haven’t been allowed to set … Continue reading

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The Jedi Lawn Trick

“If you were to wake up tomorrow morning to discover that you had suddenly and mysteriously been blessed with Jedi powers, what’s the first thing you would do?” The Devil asked as he put down the Sunday edition of the … Continue reading

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One Hell of a Yankee

“I didn’t miss the ceremony, did I?” The Devil asked anxiously as he rushed into the room carrying a tray of his famous Hellfire Chicken Wings. His impeccably tailored suit was pinstriped today, just like Yankees pinstripes, in honor of … Continue reading

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My Saturday To Do List

Happy Saturday, Modern Philosophers! Look at me blogging two days in a row!  I guess I was moved by some of the feedback that I received on last night’s post, which broke my week long silence. One message I received … Continue reading

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