Category Archives: Poetry

Kinder, Simpler, Bushier Days

I miss The days, Not so Long ago, When we Could laugh About Jeb Bush. We all knew Jeb Would never Carry on The family business, But it Was fun To watch Him try To find A way To sneak … Continue reading

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Tick Tock

Tick Tock… All day long, The clock Serenades us. Do we Even hear it Anymore? It offers The same Methodical beat Everyday Without fail. We like To tell ourselves It’s counting down The minutes To the end Of the Work … Continue reading

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The Blog Mirror

When I Look into The Blog Mirror, I see The version Of me I’d like The world To see. I’m confident, Cocky, Handsome, Hilarious, Thin, Fit, Successful, And ready For anything Life could Possibly Throw at me. The reflection Winking … Continue reading

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Pace Car

On a day Both cold And dreary, I started home From work So weary. Snow had fallen Fast and heavy, Near the end Of the work day. Large, heavy flakes Most unexpected, Now covered Roads already A slushy mess. Still … Continue reading

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A Monday Hater’s Sunday Prayer

O Higher Power, Please do Whatever it is That you do To ensure That this Sunday Lasts forever. We are granted This day of rest To help us Recover from The work week, Put our troubles Behind us, And get … Continue reading

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Never Let Those Bridges Burn

With all The journeys Life leads Us on, We’re bound To circle back To roads Once traveled, That we never Thought We’d see Again. When we Find ourselves Unexpectedly In a place Once so well known, But now Almost Completely … Continue reading

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Hey, Old Fart!

Hey, Old Fart, They’re adding Another candle To your Birthday cake Tomorrow. You’re really Getting up there In years. Whatever happened To the cute kid In the photo At the start Of this poem? He was So adorable, But I … Continue reading

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