Category Archives: Poetry

It’s Hot, I’m Cool

Walking around Like a bad ass In my Kylo Ren Tee shirt, Sweating in the Ninety degree heat, And being Totally cool With it. Why don’t I care That a heat wave Is scorching Maine And the sun Is relentlessly … Continue reading

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Confessions of a Rain Walker

Why do you always Look at me So strangely After I tell you I’ve been walking In the rain? I know I’m Incredibly sweet, But that Doesn’t mean I’m made Of sugar, So don’t worry That the raindrops Will cause … Continue reading

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The Downpour

Unfortunately, Not every day Can be perfectly baked In eternal sunshine And gently swaddled In unicorn stampedes. Most days, Especially those That fall during The work week, Tend to be Annoyingly riddled With wild wildebeests Hellbent on Rampaging through The … Continue reading

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Kinder, Simpler, Bushier Days

I miss The days, Not so Long ago, When we Could laugh About Jeb Bush. We all knew Jeb Would never Carry on The family business, But it Was fun To watch Him try To find A way To sneak … Continue reading

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Tick Tock

Tick Tock… All day long, The clock Serenades us. Do we Even hear it Anymore? It offers The same Methodical beat Everyday Without fail. We like To tell ourselves It’s counting down The minutes To the end Of the Work … Continue reading

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The Blog Mirror

When I Look into The Blog Mirror, I see The version Of me I’d like The world To see. I’m confident, Cocky, Handsome, Hilarious, Thin, Fit, Successful, And ready For anything Life could Possibly Throw at me. The reflection Winking … Continue reading

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Pace Car

On a day Both cold And dreary, I started home From work So weary. Snow had fallen Fast and heavy, Near the end Of the work day. Large, heavy flakes Most unexpected, Now covered Roads already A slushy mess. Still … Continue reading

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