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Tag Archives: life
Just Be Thankful
It really is a very simple concept, Modern Philosophers… Just be thankful! It’s almost ridiculous that we need a holiday to remind us to express our gratitude, but I don’t mind being nudged towards a certain emotion as long as … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged advice, gratitude, Happy Thanksgiving, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, sarcasm, satire, Thankful, Thanksgiving
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You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling
I’m beginning to think I’m horrible at dating, Modern Philosophers. I know what you want to say: It took you this long to realize that, Austin??? Good one. All joking aside, though, I was giving it some thought this morning … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor
Tagged dating, Humor, life, lost love, Love, meeting someone, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire
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Hey, Why The Long Week?
The season hasn’t even officially begun yet, but it’s already been a miserable winter, Modern Philosophers. I was texting a friend yesterday, and admitted that it had been a long, stressful week. When she asked why I felt that way, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Fitness, Humor, life, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Post Traumatic Snow Disorder, running, sarcasm, satire, Seasonal Affective Disorder, winter
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Keep Your Promises!
One of the quickest ways to send me crawling back into my introvert’s shell, Modern Philosophers, is by breaking a promise to me. I don’t trust easily, so when you betray my trust by going back on your word, I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love
Tagged broken vows, Humor, introverts, keeping your word, life, Modern Philosopher, promises, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, trust
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The Leaves Might Change…
The leaves might change, but the runs remain the same… I added that philosophical gem to the photo on the left, when I posted it on Facebook the other morning, Modern Philosophers. I took the picture during my run. It … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Autumn, Fall, Fall Foliage, Humor, life, Maine, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, writing
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Bring On The Chili Weather
There’s a giant pot of chili on the stove, There’s a giant pot of chili on the stove, There’s a giant pot of chili, And this song is pretty silly, There’s a giant pot of chili on the stove! Yes, … Continue reading
A Tear In The Vacation Time/Space Continuum
Science has never been my strong suit, Modern Philosophers, but I’ve always had this theory that time speeds up whenever I am on vacation. I think it has something to do with a tear in the space/time continuum, but don’t … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, sarcasm, satire, Science, time, Time Travel, vacation
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