Tag Archives: life

A Tear In The Vacation Time/Space Continuum

Science has never been my strong suit, Modern Philosophers, but I’ve always had this theory that time speeds up whenever I am on vacation. I think it has something to do with a tear in the space/time continuum, but don’t … Continue reading

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Rewriting The Dream

I decided to eat breakfast out on the porch this morning, Modern Philosophers. It was a perfect summer morning.  Clear blue sky.  Gentle breeze.  So quiet that the only other sound was that of birds singing.  It doesn’t get much … Continue reading

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Chicken a la Vacation

I’m on vacation, Modern Philosophers. As always, people are asking me what I’m doing for my vacation. Just like I always do, I tell them: “Not going to work”. I have a tendency to select the Creative Introvert’s Vacation Package: … Continue reading

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Dabbling In Exotic Foods

I honestly don’t know what’s gotten into me lately, Modern Philosophers. For years, I was paralyzed with fear at the mere thought of change.  Now I’m dabbling in exotic foods like I plan to have my own show on the … Continue reading

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Waiter, There’s A Monkey In My Soup!

As I was mowing the lawn this morning, Modern Philosophers, I got to thinking about how much I hated the task.  Then I wondered how anyone could possibly choose to mow lawns for a living. Shortly thereafter,  I remembered that … Continue reading

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Change…Because Life Won’t

Someone asked me the other day why my blog wasn’t funny anymore, Modern Philosophers. I countered by stating that I never thought it was that humorous in the first place. The truth is, my blog has gone through many incarnations … Continue reading

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Waiting Is My Least Favorite Game

I have never been a man of action, Modern Philosophers. Everything I have in life simply fell into my lap, or eventually came to me on its own because it grew frustrated waiting for me to make a move to … Continue reading

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