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Why Won’t The Aliens Come For Me?
Do you ever feel like you just don’t fit in, Modern Philosophers? That’s such a recurring sensation for me, that I actually panic if I ever begin to feel like I’m part of the crowd. If I’m not on the … Continue reading
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Tagged aliens, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, social anxiety, socially awkward, Star Wars
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A Sobering Day In The Neighborhood
One of the things I most love about living in Maine, Modern Philosophers, is that life here is nothing like it used to be in New York and Los Angeles. In the 18 years I’ve lived here, I’ve felt relieved … Continue reading
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Tagged crime, Humor, life, Maine, Modern Philosopher, police standoff, Sarcasm, satire, violence
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Pray The Ice Can’t Climb
I had a very intriguing Deep Thought during my run this morning, Modern Philosophers. I’m very thankful that ice hasn’t evolved to a point where it can climb stairs. Look at this photo. All the giant chunks of ice in … Continue reading
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Tagged evolution, Humor, life, Maine, Modern Philiospher, Sarcasm, satire, Spring
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Can We Drown In A River Of Compromise?
I went for a run along the river this morning, Modern Philosophers, even though I really didn’t want to do so. This is nothing new. Running isn’t one of my favorite activities, but I always convince myself I’m better off … Continue reading
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Tagged adulting, compromise, Fitness, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, running, Sarcasm, satire
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One Hairy Leap For Normalcy
I’m going to let you in on a little secret, Modern Philosophers. For the past year, I’ve been operating a little side business. I haven’t said anything about it because I don’t necessarily have all the proper licenses, and I … Continue reading
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Tagged coronavirus, haircut, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, return to normal, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing, stay at home
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After Dinner Mints: Conflicting Cravings
It’s been a long time since I wrote an After Dinner Mints post, Modern Philosophers, so I thought tonight was the perfect time to revive that feature. Basically, I really wanted to write something, but I didn’t feel like I … Continue reading
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Tagged cravings, food, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, Sarcasm, satire
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Hitting Snooze On Hope
I know I’m a little quirky, Modern Philosophers, but am I the only one who takes a personal inventory before getting out of bed in the morning? I like to shake out the cobwebs, and try to remember who I … Continue reading
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Tagged hope, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, Sarcasm, satire, Saturday Night Live, Twiter
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A War Of Snow And Roses
I’m constantly telling people that it never stops snowing in Maine, but I’m not sure everyone takes me seriously, Modern Philosophers. I know it might be hard for some to imagine a world that is forever covered in white. I … Continue reading
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Tagged David Rose, Humor, life, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Saturday Night Live, Schitt's Creek, Super Bowl
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I’ll Take My Snow On The Rocks
Like I mentioned in yesterday’s post, Modern Philosophers, there was a blizzard headed for The House on the Hill. I woke up in the middle of the night to heed the call of nature, and a peek out the window … Continue reading
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Tagged Blizzard, Humor, life, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, snow
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