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Tag Archives: life
How To Beat The Week (And Maybe Stay Sane)
If you’re like me, Modern Philosophers, in that you would prefer not to add a straitjacket to your Fall Fashion ensemble, then you need to learn to beat the week. Let’s be honest…the work week is largely responsible for stress … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged advice, Humor, life, life hacks, mental health, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, stress, work
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Dislike This Work Week
Dislike This work week, Yes, I do. Dislike This work week, How ’bout you? Too much stress And headaches To my dismay. Thank God It’s Friday, Is all I’ll say. A week of Fridays Would be A blast. That way … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Poetry
Tagged Friday, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, poem, sarcasm, satire, Thank God it's Friday, the weekend, work
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Just Say AAAAGGHH!!!
Do you ever just want to scream, Modern Philosophers? I had one of those days today. There was nothing in particular that caused my big pot of stress to boil rapidly, but the cover was ready to blow off that … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged coping with stress, frustration, Humor, letting it out, life, mental health, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, screaming, stress
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I’m Losing The War On Dating
I met with my top advisers and chief strategists today, Modern Philosophers, and one thing was clear… I’m losing the War on Dating. Last month, I decided to put myself back out there again. It had been a little over … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor
Tagged blind dates, dating, dating websites, dealing with rejection, getting back out there, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire
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Last Day of Vacation Blues
I couldn’t get out of my pajamas this morning, Modern Philosophers. And it wasn’t because I’d suddenly forgotten how to undress myself. Today is the last day of my vacation, and I figured if I never changed out of my … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged back to work, end of vacation, Humor, Labor Day, life, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, screenwriting, summer vacation
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My Liver Is Not On The Menu Today!
Horror movies and haunted houses don’t frighten me, Modern Philosophers. In fact, I love to write thrillers and scary screenplays because I take joy in figuring out new and creative ways to give someone else an awesome fright. But do … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged annual physical, anxiety, fear of doctors, Hannibal Lecter, health, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, phobias, sarcasm, satire
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Can We All Just Be Kinder?
Being on vacation has given me a totally different perspective on life, Modern Philosophers. My mind is clear, the constant bombardment of stressors is gone, and I’m spending my day doing exactly what I want. It makes sense, therefore, that … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged acts of kindness, advice, be kind, help your fellow man, Humor, life, life hacks, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, sarcasm, satire
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