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Tag Archives: life
Not One For The Time Capsule
I’ve been giving some thought lately to what I would put in the time capsule that I’d someday bury behind The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. It’s not because I’m feeling sentimental or anything, but because I recently watched … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged blogging, Hollywood, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Parks and Recreation, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, time capsule, writing
8 Comments
Back Among The Living
I do not make a secret of the fact that I am an introvert, Modern Philosophers. I prefer to lock myself away from the world by choice, not because some renegade germs tell me I cannot frolic with the masses. … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged feeling better, Fitness, health, Humor, introverts, life, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, the flu
22 Comments
Still Human! Surviving The Winter Outbreak
It’s not very often, Modern Philosophers, that the first thing I do upon waking is to check to make sure I’m still human. But that’s exactly what I did every morning this week. You see, I’d never been this sick. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged being sick, dating, having the flu, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, winter, Zombies
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2018: A Year Not To Review
New Year’s Day is just around the corner, Modern Philosophers, so I thought I’d do one of those Year in Review posts to sum up the year that was 2018. But then I quickly realized that 2018 wasn’t exactly a … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged achievements, finding the silver lining, Happy New Year, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, New Year's Day, pet adoption, sarcasm, satire, year in review
21 Comments
Think Outside The Boxing Day
Happy Boxing Day, Modern Philosophers! I continued my annual tradition of challenging complete strangers to boxing matches, and I am proud to say that I went 3-0 with one draw until the police arrived to break up the fun. Apparently, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged boxing, Boxing Day, Christmas vacation, Humor, life, making changes, Modern Philosopher, relaxing, sarcasm, satire, screenwriting
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Do They Know They’re Christmas Ties At All?
I might not put up a Christmas tree, exchange gifts, decorate The House on the Hill, go to any holiday parties, or bring anyone some figgy pudding, but there is one Christmas tradition I hold sacred, Modern Philosophers… The Festival … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor
Tagged Christmas, Christmas ties, fashion, holiday spirit, Humor, in-laws, life, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, Tabasco ties
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Rescuers Call Off Search For Missing Thanksgiving Leftovers
Sunday, Day 4 I can’t believe this is happening! I’ve searched everywhere, but they’re gone. Completely vanished. As if they weren’t even here in the first place! I’ve torn apart the refrigerator. I didn’t even know the thing had a … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged food, Holidays, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving leftovers
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