Tag Archives: life

Why Do I Stay Here?

Posted on March 25, 2024 by Austin

Yesterday, I found myself questioning why I stay in Maine, Modern Philosophers. I haven’t had such thoughts since the time of my divorce, and I’ll be quick to tell you how much I enjoy the slower pace of life in … Continue reading →

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Happy Birthday, Toga Boy

Posted on January 6, 2024 by Austin

Today is my birthday, Modern Philosophers.  I’m not sharing this because I expect some of you to show up at The House on the Hill with gifts and cake, but because I thought I should acknowledge that I managed to … Continue reading →

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The Least Wonderful Time of the Year

Posted on December 30, 2023 by Austin

Praise be to Zeus, Modern Philosophers, this year is finally about to end.  As I shared last weekend, this has been a rough month and a horrible Christmas.  I thought it was only fair to provide an update on what … Continue reading →

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The Christmas Shower

Posted on December 25, 2023 by Austin

Merry Christmas, Modern Philosophers! As I’ve reported, it’s been a rough few weeks, but this is supposed to be a comedy blogs and my sponsors keep calling to complain that it’s been nothing but doom and gloom in here.  So, … Continue reading →

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At Least You’re Not The Turkey

Posted on November 20, 2023 by Austin

I think it’s time for a little drive by wisdom, Modern Philosophers. I’ve heard a lot of people complaining lately about Thanksgiving.  All the work that’s involved with planning the meal, the cost of groceries, all the time wasted traveling, … Continue reading →

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It Happened In Maine

Posted on October 29, 2023 by Austin

It was a brutal Sunday morning in Maine.  After being 80 degrees the day before, the temperature had plummeted to 40 degrees overnight.  There was a strong wind and the sky threatened snow, even though it was still October. The … Continue reading →

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My Nose Is Like A TARDIS

Posted on September 28, 2023 by Austin

I have some very nerdy thoughts, Modern Philosophers, when left to my own devices.  Like this morning, for example, I was driving to the grocery store and had this amazing thought: My nose is like a TARDIS! It’s not very … Continue reading →

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Don’t Get The In Laws Involved

Posted on August 19, 2023 by Austin

I suffered through a new variation of my recurring nightmare last night, Modern Philosophers. Once again, I woke up distraught because my wife had left me and I needed to get her back.  In fact, I was ready to reach … Continue reading →

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That One Line

Posted on August 12, 2023 by Austin

What’s your superpower, Modern Philosophers? Apparently, mine is picking the slowest checkout line in any establishment I enter.  It’s not a power I enjoy, so if anyone wants to trade, let me know in the comments section. I went against … Continue reading →

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The Unexpected Cake Exception

Posted on August 8, 2023 by Austin

It’s been well documented that I’m not a fan of change, Modern Philosophers.  Nor do I like surprises or anything that deviates from the norm.  Just give me the same old thing and I’ll be fine. Today, I realized I’m … Continue reading →

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