Tag Archives: life

Why Won’t The Aliens Come For Me?

Posted on April 10, 2021 by Austin

Do you ever feel like you just don’t fit in, Modern Philosophers? That’s such a recurring sensation for me, that I actually panic if I ever begin to feel like I’m part of the crowd.  If I’m not on the … Continue reading →

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A Sobering Day In The Neighborhood

Posted on April 3, 2021 by Austin

One of the things I most love about living in Maine, Modern Philosophers, is that life here is nothing like it used to be in New York and Los Angeles. In the 18 years I’ve lived here, I’ve felt relieved … Continue reading →

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Pray The Ice Can’t Climb

Posted on March 20, 2021 by Austin

I had a very intriguing Deep Thought during my run this morning, Modern Philosophers. I’m very thankful that ice hasn’t evolved to a point where it can climb stairs. Look at this photo.  All the giant chunks of ice in … Continue reading →

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Can We Drown In A River Of Compromise?

Posted on March 13, 2021 by Austin

I went for a run along the river this morning, Modern Philosophers, even though I really didn’t want to do so. This is nothing new.  Running isn’t one of my favorite activities, but I always convince myself I’m better off … Continue reading →

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One Hairy Leap For Normalcy

Posted on March 6, 2021 by Austin

I’m going to let you in on a little secret, Modern Philosophers. For the past year, I’ve been operating a little side business.  I haven’t said anything about it because I don’t necessarily have all the proper licenses, and I … Continue reading →

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After Dinner Mints: Conflicting Cravings

Posted on February 25, 2021 by Austin

It’s been a long time since I wrote an After Dinner Mints post, Modern Philosophers, so I thought tonight was the perfect time to revive that feature. Basically, I really wanted to write something, but I didn’t feel like I … Continue reading →

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Hitting Snooze On Hope

Posted on February 6, 2021 by Austin

I know I’m a little quirky, Modern Philosophers, but am I the only one who takes a personal inventory before getting out of bed in the morning? I like to shake out the cobwebs, and try to remember who I … Continue reading →

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A War Of Snow And Roses

Posted on February 5, 2021 by Austin

I’m constantly telling people that it never stops snowing in Maine, but I’m not sure everyone takes me seriously, Modern Philosophers. I know it might be hard for some to imagine a world that is forever covered in white.  I … Continue reading →

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Stop Draining My Mojo

Posted on February 4, 2021 by Austin

I’ve been trying to write more lately, Modern Philosophers, in an attempt to put a more positive spin on my life. Writing has always been my favorite escape, and it’s also extremely therapeutic.  The more time I spend at it, … Continue reading →

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I’ll Take My Snow On The Rocks

Posted on February 2, 2021 by Austin

Like I mentioned in yesterday’s post, Modern Philosophers, there was a blizzard headed for The House on the Hill. I woke up in the middle of the night to heed the call of nature, and a peek out the window … Continue reading →

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