Tag Archives: Dreams

The Dream Slayer Scenario

They smiled politely at the waitress, and waited for her to walk away after delivering their drinks, before they dove head first into the awkward conversation associated with a first date. “Abby tells me you’re a writer,” Maggie broke the … Continue reading

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The Ghost Busting My Balls

I was exhausted today because I didn’t sleep well last night, Modern Philosophers, and I know exactly who’s to blame… My ex-wife! Sure, we’ve been divorced for fifteen years, and I haven’t seen her for almost as long, but that … Continue reading

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Is The House On The Hill On Elm Street?

I’m beginning to think The House on the Hill has relocated to Elm Street, Modern Philosophers. I’ve always had nightmares, but over the last few nights, they’ve really been disturbing.  The kind that makes you jumpy all day. It’s gotten … Continue reading

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Loved & Lost: This Week on The Dream Network

I usually really enjoy my dreams, Modern Philosophers. Often times, they are the best part of my day, and waking up from them makes me wish I could live in my subconscious, rather than in reality. On several occasions, I … Continue reading

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Do Devils Dream Of Demonic Sheep?

Do you ever have the sense you’re being watched? Well, let me assure you that there’s nothing worse than having the sudden sensation that The Devil is spying on you. I looked up from the Yankees game to discover him … Continue reading

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Less Of Me To Love

I’m thinking of using the title of this blog post as the headline of my new online dating profile, Modern Philosophers.  What do you think? If I saw that headline, it would intrigue me enough to click and find out … Continue reading

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Richard Belzer: Dream Warrior

Richard Belzer is vying to become my personal Freddy Krueger, Modern Philosophers! You know him.  His best known role is that of Detective John Munch, a character he played on both Homicide: Life on the Street and Law & Order: … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 9/12/16

So it looks like I’m a complete failure at hosting these Monday Morning meetings during the morning, Modern Philosophers. Then again, coffee is great any time of the day, right? Once again, I was out of The House on the … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: Labor Day 2016

Happy Labor Day, Modern Philosophers! I’m happy to report that I’m celebrating the holiday properly by not working.  After thirteen consecutive days of punching the time clock, I’ve actually allowed myself to go two consecutive days without work. A true … Continue reading

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The Boss of My Dreams

Last night’s wild dream about trying to get my picture taken with Bruce Springsteen at a wedding in Italy definitely added a little excitement to an otherwise exhausting week, Modern Philosophers. I have been telling you since this blog’s inception … Continue reading

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