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Category Archives: Love
A Midwinter Night’s Dream
It wasn’t much as far as dreams go. However, when I woke up and realized it had only been a dream, I wanted to cry. Because it had been about her. As much as I want to, I rarely dream … Continue reading
Posted in Love
Tagged Broken Heart, dating, Dreams, feelings, loneliness, Love, Modern Philosopher, Relationships
9 Comments
Missing Marriage Much?
Someone was talking to me about a relationship issue the other day. I wasn’t really listening, but then he put me on the spot by saying, “I bet you don’t miss being married”. I didn’t like that he simply assumed … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love
Tagged dating, divorce, Humor, Love, Marriage, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire
10 Comments
What The Birthday Boy Wants
Holly pounded her boots against the blacktop to both shake off the snow, and to get the circulation going in her feet. It was bitterly cold along the river, and the six inches of snow did absolutely nothing to make … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love
Tagged birthday wish, dating, flash fiction, Happy Birthday, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, short story
5 Comments
Drag Me Down The Aisle
Aaron and Holly sat across from each other on benches located on either side of the park’s once busy path. It didn’t get as much use anymore, however, because people preferred to stay home and not deal with the pandemic … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love
Tagged coronavirus, flash fiction, Humor, Love, Marriage, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, short story, social distancing
5 Comments
A Time Machine For Mom
I have a peculiar Mother’s Day tradition, Modern Philosophers. I like to spend the day in the garage working on my time machine. I’ve been building it for years, and not making much progress, but I always set aside time … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love
Tagged family, Humor, Love, Modern Philosopher, Mom, Mother's Day, sarcasm, satire, Time Machine, Time Travel
8 Comments
Thanks For The (Horrible, Unwanted) Memories
One of the ways I’ve been keeping myself out of trouble during this period of intense social distancing, Modern Philosophers, has been to record old movies to watch when I need a good distraction. Yesterday, I viewed Clear and Present … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love
Tagged divorce, Humor, Jennifer Aniston, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing, Swingers, The Break Up, Vince Vaughn
8 Comments
Maybe Cupid Cares About Your Budget
Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, Modern Philosophers. I belong to a support group called Why Does Cupid Hate Us?, which is for people who have issues about being single. Not everyone in the group is angry or bitter, but around … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Love
Tagged Cupid, dating, finances, Humor, Love, Modern Philosopher, money, sarcasm, satire, single life, Valentines' Day
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The Other End Of The Tunnel
Sally and Justin walked hand in hand along the path that lined the river. It was an overcast autumn afternoon in Maine, and Sally was bundled up accordingly. Justin, on the other hand, wore a light jacket and his ever … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love
Tagged dating, engagement, flash fiction, Humor, Love, Modern Philosopher, proposal, sarcasm, satire, short story, Time Travel
6 Comments
Keep Your Promises!
One of the quickest ways to send me crawling back into my introvert’s shell, Modern Philosophers, is by breaking a promise to me. I don’t trust easily, so when you betray my trust by going back on your word, I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love
Tagged broken vows, Humor, introverts, keeping your word, life, Modern Philosopher, promises, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, trust
4 Comments
Hey, Dad!
Hey, Dad. Happy Father’s Day. I can’t believe it’s been thirty years since you left us, but I can still feel your influence on my life every day. I’m sure you’re having a great time behind the Pearly Gates. You … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love
Tagged Dad, family, Father's Day, fathers and sons, Happy Father's Day, Humor, Love, missing you, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire
11 Comments