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Tag Archives: The Nite Show
When The Writer’s Left Unsupervised
Last night was another new taping of The Nite Show with Danny Cashman, Modern Philosophers. The thing about writing a TV show is that all my work is done before the taping. Once we are on the set, I have … Continue reading
Posted in Humor Tagged behind the scenes, Danny Cashman, Gracie Theatre, Humor, Modern Philosopher, photography, Sarcasm, satire, The Nite Show, writing 10 Comments
A Novel Distraction: The Nite Show Is Back!
Querying agents and trying to get a novel published can be demoralizing, depressing, and frustrating, Modern Philosophers. And trust me, there are way more words than those three that I could use to describe the process. It’s important to have … Continue reading
Posted in Humor Tagged Danny Cashman, Humor, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, query letters, Sarcasm, satire, The Nite Show, writing, writing for TV 12 Comments
A Guy Walks Into A Bank…
Those Modern Philosophers who are familiar with my work, know that when I set a story in a bank, that bank is going to get robbed. I blame it on my Dad’s working in a bank his whole life, and … Continue reading
Posted in Humor Tagged banking, Crazy Train, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Ozzy Osbourne, Sarcasm, satire, The Nite Show, writing 9 Comments
Something Shiny For The Mantel
Ever since I was a wee lad, Modern Philosophers, it’s been my dream to win the Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay. I believe my Oscar lust was fueled at a very early age by watching the awards the year … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing Tagged Awards, Danny Cashman, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, television, The Nite Show, writing 13 Comments
Monologue Rejects For A CDC Rock Star
We all have an inner fanboy or fangirl that’s just dying to get out and meet that one person we think of as a total rock star, Modern Philosophers. It might be one of the few things that all humans … Continue reading
Posted in Humor Tagged CDC, Danny Cashman, Dr Nirav Shah, Humor, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, rejected jokes, Sarcasm, satire, The Nite Show 8 Comments
Why Not Make It A Great Friday?
Happy Good Friday, Modern Philosophers! Growing up Catholic, this was a day that always confused me. Even back then, dressed in my Catholic school boy uniform, I was still metaphorically wearing the toga of the Modern Philosopher. The thing was, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor Tagged Easter, Good Friday, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Nuns, Religion, Sarcasm, satire, The Nite Show 12 Comments
Yesterday was a very long day, Modern Philosophers. It started off with a morning run, during which I got to witness the gorgeous sunrise depicted in this photo. After that, it was off to my desk job, which was busy … Continue reading
Posted in Humor Tagged Danny Cashman, Gracie Theatre, Humor, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, Sarcasm, satire, The Nite Show, writing 9 Comments
No Suits For You!
A friend recently asked if I had a suit for an upcoming function, Modern Philosophers. First off, I told her, I don’t do functions. I’m a devout Introvert, and I take the Commandments quite seriously… Thou shalt not go out … Continue reading
Posted in Humor Tagged fashion, Humor, introverts, life, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, style, suits, The Nite Show 19 Comments