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It Doesn’t Hurt To Just Try

Much like a twelve year old girl, I usually take a selfie after my morning run, Modern Philosophers, and post it on Facebook.  There are many reasons for this: The photo offers proof of life, and lets my friends know … Continue reading

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How Do You Find The Proper Balance?

It’s Friday night, and I am exhausted, Modern Philosophers! This was one of the busiest weeks I’ve had lately, and it wasn’t because I suddenly had a lot going on in my life. I simply decided to get serious about … Continue reading

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Did You Kick Ass in 2016?

The last Friday of 2016 decided that it wanted to be memorable, Modern Philosophers. I woke up to way more snow than I expected.  Apparently, Snow Miser threw quite a wild winter party last night after I went to bed, … Continue reading

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Christmas: A New Hope?

“It’s the most Wonderful time Of the year!” They lied. “Your days Will be merry And bright!” They insisted. What they don’t Seem to realize Is that I Don’t see Christmas Through the same Rose and green Colored glasses. Every … Continue reading

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I’m Saving My Brain For Thanksgiving

Can you believe that Thanksgiving is only a week away, Modern Philosophers? I wanted to write a funny, witty, topical post tonight, but my brain just doesn’t have enough words left in it for me to write the kind of … Continue reading

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When The Bladder’s Half Full

It was a long, draining week at the office, Modern Philosophers.  I really don’t like to bring the place with the desks and time clock into this world, so you’ll just have to take my word that life outside of … Continue reading

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Never Go Full Zombie

One of my favorite lines for Tropic Thunder, Ben Stiller’s brilliant documentary about the Vietnam War, Modern Philosophers, is when Robert Downey, Jr. advises Stiller’s character to “Never go full Zombie”. He was way ahead of his time talking about … Continue reading

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