In last night’s Think Tank post, I challenged you to decide which movie character you would choose to be your guest at this year’s Academy Awards ceremony.
I mentioned that it was so difficult for me to narrow it down to just one winner, that I could probably write a My Top 5 post about those characters who almost made the cut.
I am a man of my word, Modern Philosophers, so here is a list of My Top 5 Alternate Oscar Dates (Male)…
1. John McClane Who wouldn’t scream “Yippee ki yay, mother@#$%^&” at the thought of hanging out at the Oscars with brash NYPD Detective John McClane?
Something tells me he would be the life of the party, an excellent wing man, and some added security should terrorists decide to attack the ceremony.
I’m sure he would have an entertaining, running commentary on every joke made by the host and presenters, and each acceptance speech.
I would definitely be bringing the John McClane from the original Die Hard, as he did seem to change a bit over the course of the sequels. While I’d ask him to wear a tux, it would also be pretty cool if he showed up in the iconic outfit he wore in the flick.
2. Trent Walker My favorite character from one of my all-time favorite flicks is so money, and he totally knows it. For the Oscars, though, I’m sure he’d be willing to be the man behind the man, and allow me to grab the spotlight.
Trent would be an even better wing man than John McClane, but I’d have to worry about him getting drunk, running up on stage, and getting us kicked out of the joint.
He would definitely know where all the cool after parties were, and he might even teach me how to double down at blackjack if we came upon a game.
If you don’t know who Trent is, I advise you to watch Swingers immediately!
3. The Tin Man While this might seem like a controversial choice because The Tin Man is sure to be a security concern because of his axe and the fact that he is going to set off all the metal detectors, I don’t care.
I’ve always wanted to know what a tin man was, and the Oscars would be the perfect setting to finally get some answers. And just think of all the buzz this would create on the red carpet. I’m sure stars would be scurrying over to us all night to get a selfie with TM, and that could lead to some wonderful networking opportunities for me.
4. Sam Spade Talk about bringing some old time Hollywood class to the ceremony! I’d just spend the night in silence listening to Spade talk about everything going on around him. I’m sure he’d have plenty of amuse insights about our fellow attendees, and he’d probably have dirt on all of them, too.
In addition, I’d love the chance to pick his brain about some screenplay ideas that have been bouncing around in my head.
5. George Bailey Hee haw! It’s everyone’s favorite resident of Bedford Falls. We only usually see him around Christmas, so it would be fun to give the world a little exposure to George Bailey in February.
While It’s A Wonderful Life was nominated for five Oscars, it wasn’t considered a commercial success when it was first released. Of course, by now, it has become one of the most beloved films of all time.
I think George would appreciate the attention and congratulations he’d receive from the Academy 70 years after his film’s release.
Honorable Mention: That’s a whole other post entirely!
What do you think, Modern Philosophers? Would you have chosen anyone in My Top 5 as an Oscar companion? Who do you think might be on My Top 5 Alternate Oscar Dates (Women) list?
Impressive list …I could definitely go with 1, 2 , 4 . ☺
Why no Tin Man or George Bailey love???
George i could go with but i have a feeling things could get rusty between the Tin Man & I real quick. No body needs that . ☺
Like any man, if you keep him well oiled, all will be fine. 🙂
Lol!
Good list, Austin. Would Clarence try to tag along as the third wheel, though?
I almost picked Clarence over George since I thought he might enjoy all the fanfare, but than I remembered all of George’s sacrifices. He deserved it more…
And Clarence got his bell rung, so what they hey.
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Why don’t you just dress like the Tin Man and get all the networking opportunities, but skip the middleman?
I think I might be allergic to the face paint. Plus, I don’t see a zipper in that get up for bathroom breaks!
I’m sure there is a tin can for that purpose inside the suit. 🙂
Buy won’t that lead to rust???
I am glad you did not choose Rhett Butler because he is my date. I think it would be awkward to have Tin Man sit in a chair and additionally with all that squeeking he might become annoying.
If I really was going to the Oscars, I might just ask you to be my date… 🙂
No 1 for me! He’s uncompromising, unapologetic and would probably start a fight before the night is over!
Are you saying you’d go with John McClane then?
Absolutely! And if he’s not free, Rambo would be my second choice! 😉
I’m seeing a theme here! 🙂
Haha! They have to have a great personality!
That’s what it is! 🙂
😉
I followed you on Twitter since I’ve enjoyed your comments on here. And I retweeted a couple of your blog posts. 🙂
Thanks so much Austin! Will hop over and follow back. 😊
Thanks. Happy Saturday!
Oh, Sam Spade…good choice there!
Thanks. You don’t like the other four?
I’m not a fan of the “Wizard of Oz” and I prefer Jimmy Stewart’s later roles, like in “Rear Window” .
Got it. 🙂
Great selection! I’d choose Forrest Gump.
Ooo, nice one. And his movie won an Oscar, so he’d be like a returning hero!
g8 selection. what about Denzel Washington in any of his roles or Forest Whitaker…
Louise, the fun in this is picking a specific character rather than an actor. You’re kind of missing the point…
ok i am but i got major brain freeze trying to remember the character names.
IMDB.com will help with that.