Disney Buys My Blog For $2.5M; JJ Abrams In Talks To Direct Modern Philosopher Movie

Happy April Fool’s Day. Thought I’d share my post from April 1 of last year!

The Return of the Modern Philosopher

Mickey Toga Big news from The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers: Mickey Mouse is wearing a toga!

I have spent the day in negotiations with lawyers from The Walt Disney Company, and I can now happily announce that I have sold them the rights to my blog for $2.5M!

Disney intends to continue the blog, will turn some of the stories in theme park rides (Who wants to go for a ride on Gary the Gargoyle?  Who’s up for a visit to the Hall of Singing Snowmen?  Are you ready for the A-Maine-Zing Zombie Maze?), and plan to make TV shows and a ton of movies based on my characters!  J.J. Abrams is in talks to direct the first of the films, and your favorite Modern Philosopher/Screenwriter will write the script!

This has truly been one of the happiest, most exciting days in my life.  I started this blog five months…

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About Austin

Native New Yorker who's fled to the quiet life in Maine. I write movies, root for the Yankees, and shovel lots of snow.
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4 Responses to Disney Buys My Blog For $2.5M; JJ Abrams In Talks To Direct Modern Philosopher Movie

  1. floridaborne says:

    Hopefully, you won’d get sued for spilling the magic beans so soon.

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