Don’t Ever Reject Halloween Or Time Travel!

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers!

Last night’s episode of The Nite Show With Danny Cashman was a repeat because we were all still recovering from our road trip to Houlton.

However, I don’t want to deprive you of your Sunday Rejects, so I thought I’d share some Halloween and Back to the Future Day jokes that didn’t make the cut this year.

So fire up the DeLorean, break out the Halloween candy, and give a warm, Modern Philosopher welcome to the Holiday Sunday Rejects…

The Nite Show is coming to you from Houlton on Halloween night.  It’s up to the people of this great town to decide if that’s a trick or a treat…

For Halloween, Hillary Clinton decided to ditch the pantsuit for a full length dress.  She likes to refer to that costume as “The Slutty Hillary”…

Donald Trump dressed up as the Pied Piper for Halloween, and then attempted to lead all the illegal immigrants back across the border into Mexico…

Doc Brown Bernie Sanders put on a lab coat, rented a DeLorean and went Trick or Treating as Doc Brown…

For Halloween, Governor LePage decided to keep all the candy for himself, and hand out vetoes to the trick or treaters instead…

New Jersey Governor and Presidential hopeful Chris Christie put on a bald cap and glasses and is going as Super Size Bernie Sanders for Halloween…

Happy Halloween!  What do you think is scarier: President Trump or three more years of Governor LePage?

Have you heard about the Halloween Whopper that supposedly turns your poop green?  My question to Burger King is: why didn’t you save that for St. Patrick’s Day?

How Many of you celebrated Back to the Future Day?  I was on the way to a party when my hoverboard got hit by a flying car.  I was so upset I smashed my flux capacitor!

Back to the Future Day was earlier this month.  Doc Brown visited me from the future and warned me not to do this joke.  Now I totally regret ignoring him…

HalloweenHappy Halloween!  I went trick or treating in Houlton tonight before the show.  Now I’m going home with a 20 lb trick or treat bag of potatoes…

It’s Saturday night and Halloween.  The most popular walk of shame tonight will be from the bedroom to the trash can to throw out all the empty candy wrappers…

Donald Trump was seen passing out 100 Grand bars for Halloween.  Meanwhile, Bernie Sanders was yelling at trick or treaters to share their Halloween candy wealth with the other 99%…

When asked what her favorite Halloween candy was, Hillary Clinton replied, “Whatever the voters think it should be”…

When asked what his favorite Halloween candy was, Governor LePage enthusiastically answered, “All of them!”

I’m told that several members of the Red Sox put on Mets uniforms, and went as winners for Halloween…

I was going to dress up a Stephen King for tonight’s Halloween episode, but since he refuses to be a guest on the show, I was worried that Nite Show viewers wouldn’t recognize my costume…

Back to the Future Day was earlier this month.  For some reason, Democratic Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders surged significantly in the polls that day…

BTF 6Doc Brown lookalike Bernie Sanders didn’t get much work done on Back to the Future Day, but he did raise an unbelievable amount of campaign donations at the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance…

Vice President Joe Biden has decided not to run for President.  Apparently, voters still want him in the race.  Lincoln Chafee wore a Biden mask to a Halloween party and immediately gained 15 points in the polls…

What did you think of this special Holiday version of the Sunday Rejects?  Were they tricks or treats for your funny bone?

The Nite Show airs on Saturday nights in Maine.  If you can’t catch the telecast, you can support the show by liking its Facebook page, checking out video clips on its YouTube channel, or by following it on Twitter @TheNiteShowME.

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About Austin

Native New Yorker who's fled to the quiet life in Maine. I write movies, root for the Yankees, and shovel lots of snow.
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9 Responses to Don’t Ever Reject Halloween Or Time Travel!

  1. Bernie, as Doc! I really think that, Bernie, could pull that one off. Trump or Le Page? The good people of Maine always get asked to make the tough decisions.Whopper, green poo, St Patrick’s Day? LOL!!! And Lincoln Chafee gaining 15 points with a Biden mask. That was another winner.

  2. ksbeth says:

    love bernie and the back to the future )

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