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Tag Archives: treadmills
Fitness Experts Recommend A Treadmill Over Walking In A Winter Wonderland
Oh the weather outside is frightful, and the gym is so delightful, so hop on a treadmill and go, ’cause it’s safer than walking in the snow… Do you like my rewrite of of “Winter Wonderland”, Modern Philosophers? I haven’t … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy Tagged Christmas, exercise, Humor, Modern Philosopher, personal trianer, running, Sarcasm, satire, treadmills, winter 11 Comments
Using My Inside Legs: Surrendering to the Siren’s Song of the Treadmill
I have to admit it, Modern Philosophers, I am weak. I hang my head and must declare myself unworthy of my running toga. All because I couldn’t stay strong strong. Because I couldn’t resist. I finally gave in to the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy Tagged Humor, Jogging, Modern Philosophers, Robot Apocalypse, running, satire, treadmills 31 Comments
How Far Do I Need To Run To Start Burning Off My Psychoses?
Last week, I received an email from a running website called Worldwide Running, asking permission to republish one of my blog posts on their site. It was this one (The Jogging Dead), which I found a little odd since it’s … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy Tagged cardiovascular, Humor, Jogging, Modern Philosophers, psychoses, Robot Apocalypse, running, satire, treadmills, working out, Worldwide Running, Zombies 55 Comments