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Fitness Experts Recommend A Treadmill Over Walking In A Winter Wonderland

Posted on December 13, 2014 by Austin

Oh the weather outside is frightful, and the gym is so delightful, so hop on a treadmill and go, ’cause it’s safer than walking in the snow… Do you like my rewrite of of “Winter Wonderland”, Modern Philosophers? I haven’t … Continue reading →

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Using My Inside Legs: Surrendering to the Siren’s Song of the Treadmill

Posted on February 5, 2013 by Austin

I have to admit it, Modern Philosophers, I am weak.  I hang my head and must declare myself unworthy of my running toga.  All because I couldn’t stay strong strong.  Because I couldn’t resist. I finally gave in to the … Continue reading →

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How Far Do I Need To Run To Start Burning Off My Psychoses?

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Austin

Last week, I received an email from a running website called Worldwide Running, asking permission to republish one of my blog posts on their site.  It was this one (The Jogging Dead), which I found a little odd since it’s … Continue reading →

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