If I Were Han Solo…

If I were Han Solo

I’d never go home

I’d fly ‘cross the stars

Make the Falcon my home

If I were Han Solo

I’d never be single

I’d woo me a Princess

And get the ladies to mingle

If I were Han Solo

My fears would be zero

I’d blow up the Death Star

And be everyone’s hero

If I were Han Solo

I’d be your best friend

I might be a scoundrel

But I’d be there in the end

If I were Han Solo

We’d always have fun

I’d teach you to fly

And be an ace with a gun

If I were Han Solo

And your life got screwy

I’d show up guns blazing

And bring my boy Chewie

The Force would be with me

Wherever I’d land

If I were Han Solo

My life would be grand