Tag Archives: naps

Genetically Engineered Turkeys Ensure Longer Thanksgiving Naps

Posted on November 19, 2014 by Austin

Science has given us something else to be thankful for this Thanksgiving, Modern Philosophers. A team from the University of Maine’s Genetics Lab announced the creation of a genetically engineered “Super Turkey” that contains extra Tryptophan.  The bird, nicknamed “The … Continue reading →

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Nap Debate Might Be Swing Issue In Maine Gubernatorial Election

Posted on September 30, 2014 by Austin

The calendar turns to October tomorrow, Modern Philosophers, which means that Election Day is a lot closer than we realize. The Maine Gubernatorial Race has given us some very entertaining headlines, and spirited back and forth between the two main … Continue reading →

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Hark! The Gorgeous Angel Sings…

Posted on December 25, 2013 by Austin

I’m not embarrassed to admit that I fell asleep on the couch this afternoon, Modern Philosophers. One minute, I’m watching the Knicks get blown out, and the next thing I know, The House on the Hill is dark and I’m … Continue reading →

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