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Tag Archives: windows
The Second Coming (Of The Contractor)
Twelve years of Catholic schooling taught me the importance of faith, Modern Philosophers. So even after my hopes for new windows at The House on the Hill were dashed by the $43,000 estimate for them to be installed, I did … Continue reading
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Tagged home improvements, Humor, Modern Philosopher, money, sarcasm, satire, windows
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The Windows To My Bankruptcy
“You look angry,” Holly pointed out as she watched Aaron sip his Snapple. “I can see it in your eyes, and the eyes are the windows to the soul.” She smiled. He did not. It was a beautiful day along … Continue reading
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Tagged best friends, home improvements, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, short story, windows
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The $43,000 Question
What would you do with $43,000, Modern Philosophers? It’s not a trick question, and there are no wrong answers. I’m just curious how you would spend that amount of money if you had it. I know it’s an odd amount, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged economics, home improvement, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, money, sarcasm, satire, windows
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How To Stop The Snowsanity
I think the horrifying images have been burned into your brains for all eternity, Modern Philosophers. Yes, I’m talking about the Post Traumatic Snow Disorder inducing photos of my Snow Prison aka The Office That Was Ground Zero For Cabin … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged cabin fever, Humor, Modern Philosopher, photos, Post Traumatic Snow Disorder, Sarcasm, satire, snow, snow prison, windows
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