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Man Arrested For Assault After Hitting The Bottle

Posted on September 3, 2015 by Austin

Rough days.  We’ve all had a few, Modern Philosophers. Maybe not as rough as Ryan Doyle, a Milford resident, who was arrested for assault this afternoon after police were called to the local Hannaford. Doyle, a lifelong Mainer, who other … Continue reading →

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The House On The Hill Is Under Attack!

Posted on August 5, 2014 by Austin

I’m usually a big fan of both my neighbors and fireworks, Modern Philosophers, but last night was the exception. The House on the Hill has been unusually quiet without Banky, and last night, I was sitting in the living room … Continue reading →

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Mummy Escapes Bangor Museum, Curses Dozens Of Mainers

Posted on July 12, 2014 by Austin

Bangor Police are reporting that the mummy of Ancient Egyptian Pharaoh Anedjib has risen and is currently on the loose somewhere near the Bangor Waterfront. According to security tapes, the mummy, who was on display at Bangor’s Museum of Natural … Continue reading →

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Tooth Fairy Arrested For Breaking & Entering

Posted on November 25, 2012 by Austin

Bangor Police were called to an Essex St. apartment in the pre-dawn hours this morning by a frantic parent who reported an intruder in her son’s bedroom.  When officers arrived on the scene, they found Charlie White, softball bat in … Continue reading →

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