Tag Archives: fake news

Trump Hires Aaron Sorkin To Script His Next 100 Days

Posted on June 2, 2017 by Austin

In response to his plummeting approval ratings, President Trump has made the bold move to hire award winning writer Aaron Sorkin to script the next one hundred days of his Presidency, Modern Philosophers. “Aaron is an amazing writer,” Trump told … Continue reading →

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Mrs. Potato Head Charged With Murder!

Posted on March 19, 2014 by Austin

Mrs. Potato Head was arrested by Maine authorities earlier today when she tried to sneak across the border into Canada. As first reported on this blog, the female half of the famous couple depicted in happier times on the left, … Continue reading →

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Vice President Accidentally Tweets Nuke Codes; Luckily No One Follows Him

Posted on April 8, 2013 by Austin

The White House had a lot of explaining to do, Modern Philosophers, after Vice President Joe Biden accidentally tweeted Top Secret nuclear launch codes earlier this afternoon. Luckily, all of Biden’s Twitter followers are fake accounts set up by White … Continue reading →

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