Tag Archives: hibernation

I Am The (Fat, Out of Shape) Running Man

My name is Austin, and I have a running problem! That’s right, Modern Philosophers, after boring you to tears with a solid five months of running and fitness posts last year, the posts simply stopped. Just like they always do … Continue reading

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Mainers Vote To Hibernate Until April

Well, Maine’s Top Secret Election Day has come and gone, Modern Philosophers.  Despite the horribly frigid temperatures, Mainers turned out in records numbers to vote on Referendum Subzero, which appeared on the ballot as such: “Should all Mainers be put … Continue reading

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