Tag Archives: hibernation

Fight For Your Right To Hibernate

Posted on February 5, 2023 by Austin

“I’ve come up with a solution for dealing with my hatred of winter,” Aaron announced smugly. It was the first Sunday of February. Temperatures in Maine were finally in the teens after being well below zero for over twenty-four hours.  … Continue reading →

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I Am The (Fat, Out of Shape) Running Man

Posted on March 19, 2016 by Austin

My name is Austin, and I have a running problem! That’s right, Modern Philosophers, after boring you to tears with a solid five months of running and fitness posts last year, the posts simply stopped. Just like they always do … Continue reading →

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Mainers Vote To Hibernate Until April

Posted on January 4, 2014 by Austin

Well, Maine’s Top Secret Election Day has come and gone, Modern Philosophers.  Despite the horribly frigid temperatures, Mainers turned out in records numbers to vote on Referendum Subzero, which appeared on the ballot as such: “Should all Mainers be put … Continue reading →

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