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Late Nights, Short Films, Alien Moths, and Ferris Bueller

Summer is finally here, Modern Philosophers, which means long after dinner walks, during which the Deep Thoughts will flow faster than the Penobscot River now that the ice has finally melted. My plans for tonight were canceled at the last … Continue reading

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Space Explorer, Time Traveler, or Jedi Knight?

Welcome to The Friday Night Think Tank, Modern Philosophers! It has been a very long week, both literally and figuratively, as I worked over 50 hours between the desk job and The Nite Show.  I didn’t sleep well due to … Continue reading

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Trump, Military Coup, Alien Invasion, or Robot Apocalypse?

It’s Friday night, Modern Philosophers, and I’m on vacation, so I wasn’t sure I’d be opening the Think Tank for business tonight. However, I realized it would be fun to have some visitors, and I thought we might try a … Continue reading

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How To Make Yourself More Enticing For Alien Abduction

Many of you have mentioned, Modern Philosophers, that you are jealous of my getting to travel across the galaxy in the Mothership that is home to Maine’s Alien population. While I don’t get to race among the stars that often, … Continue reading

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The X-Files To Investigate Trump’s Hair

After far too long a hiatus, Modern Philosophers, The X-Files are back. This little known, clandestine department of the FBI, made a name for itself in the 1990s when two agents, Dana Scully and Fox Mulder, solved a series of … Continue reading

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Why Didn’t The Pilgrims Discover Thanksgiving On A Monday?

I don’t know much about the Pilgrims, Modern Philosophers, other than that they were extremely sharp dressers, they loved to travel by boat, and they knew how to throw a righteous feast. I remember there being some movie about their … Continue reading

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Would Trump Banish Maine’s Aliens To Deep Space?

I was invited for Sunday Brunch aboard the Glovorkian Mothership that hovers high above Bangor, Modern Philosophers. While this was not my first meal aboard the mighty spacecraft that is the jewel of the Glovorkian Fleet, I got the sense … Continue reading

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