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Tag Archives: aliens
Why Won’t The Aliens Come For Me?
Do you ever feel like you just don’t fit in, Modern Philosophers? That’s such a recurring sensation for me, that I actually panic if I ever begin to feel like I’m part of the crowd. If I’m not on the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged aliens, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, social anxiety, socially awkward, Star Wars
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But Trump Saved Us From An Alien Invasion
Aaron and Holly were practicing proper social distancing on their favorite benches in the park. Since they were fifteen feet apart, they had their masks off and were enjoying their favorite beverages on a beautiful Sunday morning. “I spent a … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged aliens, coronavirus, Covid 19, flash fiction, Humor, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, short story, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the galaxy, Trump
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How To Make Yourself More Enticing For Alien Abduction
Many of you have mentioned, Modern Philosophers, that you are jealous of my getting to travel across the galaxy in the Mothership that is home to Maine’s Alien population. While I don’t get to race among the stars that often, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged alien abduction, aliens, helpful hints, Humor, life hacks, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, Science Fiction, space travel, UFOs
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The X-Files To Investigate Trump’s Hair
After far too long a hiatus, Modern Philosophers, The X-Files are back. This little known, clandestine department of the FBI, made a name for itself in the 1990s when two agents, Dana Scully and Fox Mulder, solved a series of … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Politics
Tagged aliens, Donald Trump, FBI, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Mulder, sarcasm, satire, Science Fiction, Scully, The X-Files
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Why Didn’t The Pilgrims Discover Thanksgiving On A Monday?
I don’t know much about the Pilgrims, Modern Philosophers, other than that they were extremely sharp dressers, they loved to travel by boat, and they knew how to throw a righteous feast. I remember there being some movie about their … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged aliens, history, holiday, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Monday, Pilgrims, Sarcasm, satire, Thanksgiving, Thursday
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Would Trump Banish Maine’s Aliens To Deep Space?
I was invited for Sunday Brunch aboard the Glovorkian Mothership that hovers high above Bangor, Modern Philosophers. While this was not my first meal aboard the mighty spacecraft that is the jewel of the Glovorkian Fleet, I got the sense … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Politics
Tagged aliens, Donald Trump, Humor, illegal aliens, immigration, Modern Philosopher, News, Politics, Sarcasm, satire, Science Fiction
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Bill Pullman Finally Opens Up About Saving Earth From Aliens
On the eve of the greatest achievement of his career, Bill Pullman sat down with this Modern Philosopher to give a rare interview about the time he saved our planet from an Alien invasion. “I don’t really like to talk … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged alien invasion, aliens, Bill Pullman, Humor, ID4, Independence Day, Jeff Goldblum, Modern Philosopher, movies, satire, Will Smith
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The Alien In My Closet
The Alien In my closet Refuses To come out And explore The rest Of my house. He insists That his mission Is to explore Strange, new worlds And nothing He has seen On Earth So far Intrigues him As much … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged absurd, aliens, cats, exploring, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, poems, Sarcasm, satire, Sci-Fi
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Aliens Don’t Get Earthlings’ Fascination With Snow
Sometimes, when I get too stressed, Modern Philosophers, I hitch a ride on the Alien Mothership that hovers high above Bangor, and spend a night up in the stars. The Mothership is enormous, but something about it feels warm and … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged aliens, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Mothership, Sarcasm, satire, snow, snow days, snowmen, UFOs, winter
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