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Tag Archives: Hanukkah Harry
The Dr Dre-del: Making Hanukkah Hipper Than Ever
“Do you remember your friend, Dr. Dre?” Hanukkah Harry asked as he handed me a slice of pepperoni pizza from my favorite place in Bay Ridge. “Of course I remember him,” I answered with a heavy sigh. “He almost changed … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Adam Sandler, Dr Dre, dreidels, Hanukkah, Hanukkah Harry, Happy Hanukkah, Humor, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, screenwriting
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Hanukkah Harry Hangin’ At The House On The Hill
Hanukkah begins tomorrow, Modern Philosophers! As is tradition, Hanukkah Harry spent the day at The House on the Hill, where we drank Snapple and ate bagels he brought from Bagels on the Square. “This is such a beautiful house, Austin, … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Bagels on the Square, Christmas, dating, Hanukkah, Hanukkah Harry, holiday decorations, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire
15 Comments
The Grinch Says 8 Days Of Hanukkah Are Just Too Tempting
Please keep an old friend in your thoughts and prayers this Holiday Season, Modern Philosophers. It turns out that The Grinch, that big, ugly, green, furry being with a compulsion for breaking and entering, has relapsed. According to reps for … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged breaking and entering, compulsive behavior, Hanukkah, Hanukkah Harry, heist, Humor, Modern Philosophers, Santa Claus, Sarcasm, satire, The Grinch
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Three Chairs On A Porch: Three Guys Celebrating Hanukkah
Welcome to The House on the Hill for a very special Hanukkah Edition of “Three Chairs on a Porch”, Modern Philosophers! Mother Nature smiled upon us today and blessed us with weather in the 50s, which means Maine’s favorite talk … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged Hanukkah, Hanukkah Harry, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Moses, Sarcasm, satire, talk show
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Happy Hanukkah!
Happy Hanukkah, Modern Philosophers! I know it’s easy for the holiday to get lost in the shadow of Thanksgiving, Black Friday, and Christmas, which seems to now begin right after Halloween, so I wanted to make sure it got a … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged Adam Sandler, Hanukkah, Hanukkah Harry, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Romantic, satire, Thanksgiving
13 Comments
Santa Claus Retires To Maine; Plans To Blog
“Ho! Ho! Ho!” was the last thing I expected to hear when I opened the front door to see who had decided to stop by The House on the Hill on a rainy Friday evening. Yet those were the very … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged blogging, Christmas, Hanukkah Harry, Humor, Modern Philosopher, North Pole, Santa Claus, Santa in Maine, Santa retires, satire
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My Main Mensch Hanukkah Harry is in the House!
One of my all-time favorite people stopped by the House on the Hill today, and as usual, he did not come empty handed. “You can take the Modern Philosopher out of New York, but you cannot take the New York … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, Hanukkah, Hanukkah Harry, Happy Hanukkah, Holidays, Humor, Modern Philosophers, satire
31 Comments