Tag Archives: Hanukkah Harry

The Dr Dre-del: Making Hanukkah Hipper Than Ever

“Do you remember your friend, Dr. Dre?” Hanukkah Harry asked as he handed me a slice of pepperoni pizza from my favorite  place in Bay Ridge. “Of course I remember him,” I answered with a heavy sigh.  “He almost changed … Continue reading

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Hanukkah Harry Hints At Getting His Own Sleigh

Here’s a classic from the early days of the blog. Happy Hanukkah, Modern Philosophers!

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Hanukkah Harry Hangin’ At The House On The Hill

Hanukkah begins tomorrow, Modern Philosophers! As is tradition, Hanukkah Harry spent the day at The House on the Hill, where we drank Snapple and ate bagels he brought from Bagels on the Square. “This is such a beautiful house, Austin, … Continue reading

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The Grinch Says 8 Days Of Hanukkah Are Just Too Tempting

Please keep an old friend in your thoughts and prayers this Holiday Season, Modern Philosophers. It turns out that The Grinch, that big, ugly, green, furry being with a compulsion for breaking and entering, has relapsed. According to reps for … Continue reading

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The Klutz: A Perfect Gift For Eight Crazy Nights

“You know, klutz is one of my peoples’ words,” Hanukkah Harry had to shout from the front porch of The House on the Hill to be heard over Seamus’ hysterical laughter.  “That just makes this so perfect.” Even Harry was … Continue reading

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Three Chairs On A Porch: Three Guys Celebrating Hanukkah

Welcome to The House on the Hill for a very special Hanukkah Edition of “Three Chairs on a Porch”, Modern Philosophers! Mother Nature smiled upon us today and blessed us with weather in the 50s, which means Maine’s favorite talk … Continue reading

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Happy Hanukkah!

Happy Hanukkah, Modern Philosophers! I know it’s easy for the holiday to get lost in the shadow of Thanksgiving, Black Friday, and Christmas, which seems to now begin right after Halloween, so I wanted to make sure it got a … Continue reading

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Santa Claus Retires To Maine; Plans To Blog

“Ho! Ho! Ho!” was the last thing I expected to hear when I opened the front door to see who had decided to stop by The House on the Hill on a rainy Friday evening.  Yet those were the very … Continue reading

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Hanukkah Harry to Ride Along with Santa Claus in Display of Holiday Solidarity

My Main Mensch Hanukkah Harry called me this morning with exciting news!  Of course, Harry wouldn’t like it if I just blurted it out, so let’s build to it by letting you read about his first visit to the blog … Continue reading

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My Main Mensch Hanukkah Harry is in the House!

One of my all-time favorite people stopped by the House on the Hill today, and as usual, he did not come empty handed.  “You can take the Modern Philosopher out of New York, but you cannot take the New York … Continue reading

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