Tag Archives: The Devil

Tropical Paradise Lost

I deleted the show from the DVR and then shut off the TV because Jeff Probst had announced that the tribe had spoken. I reached into the cooler for a Snapple because watching Survivor always made me thirsty.  Maybe it … Continue reading

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Has This Soul Been Misfiled?

“Has anyone ever been sent to Hell in error?”I asked as I reached into the cooler for a fresh bottle of Snapple.  “I imagine with billions of souls in play, an occasional clerical error must come up like in any … Continue reading

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The Devil’s Deep Dish

“You are an absolute bore after you’ve gone on a long run,” The Devil chided from his end of the couch.  “You sit there like a bump on a log, with absolutely no energy.  Our fans want witty banter, the … Continue reading

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Forever Single

“Do you know that store Forever 21?” I asked The Devil as I fished a bottle of Snapple out of the cooler. As always, my Sunday guest was dressed in an impeccably tailored suit.  He did not even glance up … Continue reading

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Don’t Make Me Go Back!

“Don’t make me go back!  You can’t make me go back!” I wailed at the top of my lungs as I tugged on the lapel of The Devil’s impeccably tailored suit. My Sunday guest looked up at me in concern. … Continue reading

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The Devil Advocates

“Are you ready for your big interview tomorrow?” The Devil asked as he put down the Sunday newspaper to give me his full attention. As always, my guest was well-dressed in an impeccably tailored suit, the likes of which I … Continue reading

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Here Comes Satan Cottontail

“Happy Easter!” The Devil declared excitedly as he entered the living room carrying the largest Easter basket I had ever seen. After he’d placed the behemoth gift on the table, I was finally able to catch a glimpse of my … Continue reading

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