Tag Archives: The Devil

In Your Hellish Eyes

Posted on August 25, 2019 by Austin

I wasn’t feeling very good this morning, Modern Philosophers.  There was an incident of gastric distress last night, and you’re better off not hearing the details. Just believe me when I tell you that I was still struggling this morning, … Continue reading →

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The Devil’s Alaskan Adventure

Posted on September 23, 2018 by Austin

“Guess who’s back?” The Devil asked excitedly as he strode confidently across the living room.  “I brought wings!” As always, he was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit.  In each hand, he held a platter overflowing with his famous … Continue reading →

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Don’t Disturb The Writer!

Posted on August 12, 2018 by Austin

I can always tell when The Devil is staring. It is a sensation one does not soon forget, and it is also annoying as Hell. “Did you need something?” I asked without looking up from my laptop. I was out … Continue reading →

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No Collusion

Posted on August 5, 2018 by Austin

The Devil put down the Sunday paper, straightened his tie, and cleared his throat. As always, he was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit. At the moment, he also wore an extremely serious expression on his handsome face. “There’s … Continue reading →

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Judge And Executioner

Posted on July 29, 2018 by Austin

“Happy Sunday!” The Devil declared excitedly as he entered the living room of The House on the Hill.  “I brought Snapple.” To prove his point, Lucifer held up the case of Snapple.  As always, he was well dressed in an … Continue reading →

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I’d Rather Field Than Fly

Posted on July 22, 2018 by Austin

We were watching the Yankees game. During a commercial break, there was a commercial for the latest mega budget superhero flick opening in theaters soon. That was when The Devil put down the Sunday paper and asked, “If you had … Continue reading →

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There Are No Cats In Hell

Posted on July 15, 2018 by Austin

“I see you have taken another step towards officially becoming a Crazy Cat Man,” The Devil quipped as he leaned against the doorway the led into my living room. As always, he was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit, … Continue reading →

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Not All Fireworks Are Explosive

Posted on July 8, 2018 by Austin

“I hear you had one Hell of an Independence Day!” The Devil declared as he strode confidently into my living room like he owned the place. As always, he was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit, which made me … Continue reading →

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First Drafts Can Be Hell

Posted on July 1, 2018 by Austin

The Devil burst into my living room like he was being propelled by a burst of eternal Hellfire. “I hear we need to celebrate!” Lucifer declared excitedly. As always, he was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit, but this … Continue reading →

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Chips And The Dip

Posted on June 10, 2018 by Austin

“Do we have any more potato chips?” The Devil asked as he leaned against the entrance way to the living room. He was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit.  This week’s outfit was sky blue, which made me think … Continue reading →

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