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Tag Archives: President Obama
Advisers Urge President Obama To Declare Himself King
In the aftermath of Election Day, Modern Philosophers, America has seemed like an entirely different country as citizens react to and absorb the fact that Donald Trump has been elected the next President of the United States. Meanwhile, at the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged 2016 Presidential Election, Donald Trump, Dragons, Humor, king, King Obama, Modern Philosopher, monarchy, President Obama, sarcasm, satire
18 Comments
England To Become Our 51st State On July 4
President Obama has chosen Independence Day Eve, Modern Philosophers, to make the shocking announcement that England will become out fifty-first state on July 4. “Sure, our will flags look a little awkward now with a fifty-first star,” The President told … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Brexit, Donald Trump, England, Fourth of July, Humor, Independence Day, Modern Philosopher, political humor, President Obama, sarcasm, satire
14 Comments
My Top 5 States Of The Union
In honor of President Obama’s final State of the Union Address tonight, Modern Philosophers, I thought I’d address my My Top 5 states of the Union. While it was not easy to narrow down the field from 50 to 5, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Politics
Tagged Humor, Idaho, Maine, Modern Philosopher, My Top 5, New York, North Dakota, Politics, President Obama, State of Union, Texas
16 Comments
President Obama Sings “Happy Birthday, USA” With Stunned Americans
Happy Independence Day, Modern Philosophers! According to reports out of The White House, President Obama woke up early on the Fourth of July and decided to spread a little holiday cheer of his own. Numerous sources have confirmed that The … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy, Politics
Tagged Fourth of July, Happy Birthday America, Humor, Independence Day, Modern Philosopher, patriotism, Politics, President Obama, Sarcasm, satire, White House
25 Comments
76% Of Americans Think The Country Needs A Royal Baby
According to a new poll released by the Department Utilizing Statistics & Tables (DUST), 76% of Americans think the United States needs a Royal Baby of its own. “It’s the only way to keep up with the damn Brits,” Dom … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Babies, Humor, Kate Middleton, Modern Philosopher, Politics, President Obama, Princess Charlotte, Royal Baby, Royal Family, Sarcasm, satire
35 Comments
Joe Biden Proposes Vice Presidents’ Day Holiday
Has Vice President Joe Biden’s latest “big idea” betrayed his lack of faith in his ability to be elected President of the United States in 2016, Modern Philosophers? On the day after Presidents’ Day, the Vice President met with the … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Humor, Joe Biden, Modern Philosopher, new holiday, Politics, President Obama, Sarcasm, satire, Vice President, Vice Presidents' Day, White House
11 Comments
President Obama Loses Washington Monument To Pope Francis In Game Of HORSE
It looks like the American landscape will literally be changing after President Obama’s historic first meeting with Pope Francis, Modern Philosophers. Pope Francis, this blog’s 2013 Being of the Year and my good friend, called The House on the Hill … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged basketball, HORSE, Humor, Modern Philosopher, News, Pope Francis, President Obama, Sarcasm, satire, Vatican, Washington Monument
18 Comments
President Obama Considers Sending Zombie Army To Ukraine
As tensions heighten in Ukraine, President Obama is considering every available option before he will even think about sending American troops to the area. My sources in The White House tell me that the President is very high on a … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Politics
Tagged Humor, Modern Philosopher, President Obama, Putin, Russian troops, Sarcasm, satire, The Walking Dead, Ukraine, Zombies
12 Comments
President Obama Wants To Tax Gifts From Santa Claus
It’s safe to say that President Obama just made every American’s Naughty List. Word around the Capitol today, Modern Philosophers, is that the President wants to tax us on the gifts we get from Santa Claus! “We tax other gifts, … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Christmas, Grinch, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, President Obama, Santa Claus, Santa tax, Sarcasm, satire, Taxes
20 Comments
President Obama Announces New Anti-Racism Initiative: “Time To Repaint The White House!”
President Obama stunned the White House Press Corps today when he made a surprise announcement about his new idea for fighting racism. “As you know, I have already made amazing strides against racism in our country by becoming the first … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Politics
Tagged Humor, Modern Philosophers, Paint the White House, President Obama, satire, White House
51 Comments